A/n: Times for memes!!!! They're short, but hilarious. Oh by the way, the profanity filter is gone. So prepare for some F-bombs.
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Y/n meets Monika
Y/n: Sooo... know you're not a living a true life and being controlled by someone higher than yourself?
Monika: Yes. Have Incredibly OP abilities in your world?
Y/n: Check. Main protagonist?
Monika: ...
Monika: Fuck.
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Happy Song
Y/n: *signing* If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands~!
*Everyone but Aqua claps*
Everyone: ...
Darkness: Aqua, you didn't clap.
Aqua: *staring at an empty bottle of booze* I know....
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Rules
Kazuma: Okay guys. I know I've said this before, but rules are meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.
Aqua: Uh, Glass?
Rom and Ram: Piñatas!
Megumin: Crab.
Darkness: My armor.
Estelle: Certain rules.
Y/n: And the Fourth Wall!!!
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Kyouya admits it!!!!
Y/n: Kyouya
Kyouya: Yeah?
Y/n: You're an idiot.
Kyouya: I never claimed that I wasn't...
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I love you
Y/n: Kazuma.
Kazuma: That's my name.
Y/n: I've got a secret to tell you.
Kazuma: What's up?
Y/n: I've only said "I love you" to two people. Misato and my dying grandpa. One of those I deeply regret.
Kazuma: Which one is it?
Y/n: My grandpa. He beat cancer, so I then I looked like a fucking idiot.
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Tell 'em to eat shit.
Kazuma: Y/n, can you tell that girl to eat shit?
Y/n: You're support gender equality. Do it yourself.
Kazuma: EAT SHIT BITCH!!! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!!!!
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What really after Y/n took Kyouya's sword
Kazuma: Dude, that's blackmail. You could get in a lot of trouble for that...
Y/n: I prefer the term... extortion...
Kazuma: Why that?
Y/n: The X makes it sound cool!!!
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What does everyone do?
TrapMaster20: Okay everyone, you've got seven chairs, but ten people. What do you do?
Kazuma, Estelle and Darkness: Have them stand.
Aqua, Yui, and Compa: Bring three more chairs.
Rom, Ram, and Megumin: Best of the seven sit down!!
Y/n: Play Musical chairs.
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How did Y/n get hurt?
Y/n: Hey Aqua, you want to know how I hurt my wrists?
Aqua: Yes.
Y/n: I was hula-hooping. I found a class in this world for it that is both fitness and fun.
Aqua: Oh my me!!!!
Y/n: I mastered many moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion... the oopsie doodle.
Aqua: Why are you telling me this?
Y/n: Just like the others with your goddess status, NO ONE will believe.
Aqua: You sick son of a bitch.
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Who broke it?
Y/n: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Kazuma: I did. I broke it...
Y/n: No. No, you didn't. Aqua?
Aqua: Don't look at me. Look at Estelle.
Estelle: What?! I didn't break it.
Ram: Wait, then how did you know it was broken?
Estelle: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Aqua: Suspicious.
Estelle: No it's not!!!
Megumin: If it matters, probably not... Darkness was the last one to use it.
Darkness: What!! I don't drink that!!!
Megumin: Then why were you by it!!!
Darkness: I was getting myself some tea, which was to the right of it, you know I like tea, Megumin!!!
Kazuma: Hey, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
Y/n: NO!!!! Who broke it?
Everyone: *Silence*
Rom: Big brother... Yui's been awfully quiet...
Yui: Really?!
Aqua: Yeah... You have!!!
Y/n: *to the fourth wall* It was me. I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and an orc head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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And now... The last two that I'm betting UmbralFox has been waiting for...
Random Person: *insults team*
Y/n: *draws out swords*
Y/n: *pulls out hammer*
Y/n: *pulls out spear*
Y/n: *points his gun at Random Person*
Y/n: Don't you ever... EVER!!! Talk to me OR my 9 children EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
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MAMMA Y/n BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuma: Dude!!! You didn't tell me that you had some hidden weapons with you!!!
Y/n: That's Mama Y/n to you, Kazuma Satou!!!!!
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Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World(OP Neptunia Male Reader)
FantasyWhat if a HUGE Neptunia fan died and was reincarnated with all the abilities of every character in the franchise. How OP would this person be?
