America: You're Russian, so you must be a communist!
Leia: ......
Russia: I'm not communist anymore..
Russia: USSR might be but I'm not.
America: What are you then? Socialist?
Russia: Democratic.
Leia: Ooooo! They just tryin to look good. They don't even have to try and lie that well cuz they know Obama a fuckin pussy and won't do shit.
Dad: Putin just making fun of Obama because he know that all that's between Obama's legs is air! *claps* Obama ain't got no balls!
Leia and Dad: Oooooo!!
Dad: Putin gonna fuck that shit up!
Russia and America: ............
Leia: Putin knows the truth!
Dad: He sees everything!
Leia: He is the definition of Illuminati.
Dad: *opens dictionary to random page* It tru
(I love my dad, man.)
