So I'm sitting with two of my friends in English class and their talking about their relationships and I'm just sitting their in my 'never had a bf/gf' bubble of innocence with a halo floating on top of my head👼
Anyway on with the story-text-thing
Me: (Bottom pic)
Josh: Oml loz
Me: 奈良ではないか、
Josh: oh
Me: (Top pic)
Josh: Im aboutto block you
Me: Y would you do that
(Few minutes later)
Me: Y is masturbating considered a sin
(Few MORE minutes later)
Me: It's not nice to ignore people
Josh: Yes it is
Me: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Josh: oh idk yo
Me: Evil ways is stuck in my head
Josh: Hehe
Me: fuck off fuckboy
Josh: Dis fuckboy fuck boys
Me: Mostly Kameron
Josh: Ye
Me: My tongue is wet:/
Josh: No wonder
Me: I haven't wore a bra all day so my boobs have been free to flop around as they please
So this one isn't that exciting it's mostly just a filler for the next set cause trust me the next one is great, well to me it is
Oh and evil ways is a song we play in pep band.
Well anty way bye *flies away on a dildo to the land of penetration*
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HumorThe weird conversations I have with my friends. [WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC] Enjoy ;)
