Jigglypuff: Oww...I know, I know, I'm terrible. I thought it would be funny, and it wouldn't cause any real trouble. I'm just glad he doesn't seem angry..
Kirby: *too busy eating and clinging to Jigglypuff to notice*
Galeem: FREEDOM!!
Dharkon: Thank you for that. The ropes were getting itchy.
Luigi: *comes back* Ok, I brought the scissors and- *sees they're untied* Wait, how'd you- you know what Ima stop questioning this. Let's just go to dinner.
Galeem: Okay!
Dharkon: Very well. I crave unhealthy junk food anyway.
*At dinner*
Dharkon: WHAT IS THIS BULLS**T?! *throws down a salad angrily*
Wii Fit: IT IS FOOD, THAT WILL MAKE YOU F I T
Dharkon: Our bodies are literally programmed to stay like this forever, we can't get anymore f i t
Wii Fit: But....if there is no reason to be f i t...what reason is there to live??
Galeem: *in a lemon costume* l e m o n s
Wii Fit: wut
Galeem: My child, let l e m o n s be your purpose
Wii Fit: you know what
Wii Fit: *now in a lemon costume* sUrE
Galeem: Lemons!
Wii Fit: LEMONS!!
Galeem & Wii Fit: L E M O N S!!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
