A View Into the Multiverse!

Jaune the Dense

"Oh!" She gasped before muttering an embarrassed, "Thank you."

"That 'guy in the portal' happens to be my FATHER! And he is the one who arranged with your order for you to come here in the first place as an offering!"

"Salem has... a dad in this?!" Nora questioned, "I thought she would be made out of concentrated evil."

"We all have our progenitors." Ozpin sagely said. Now that he thought about it... who were his genuine birth parents again?

Jaune put his hands together in front of his face, before he moved them and pointed at her with them both still together "Oooh, daddy issues, huh... WELL that seems outside my realm of qualification, but don't give up! I'm sure you'll find a nice guy eventually!"

Nora began to giggle before she bursted out in laughter. Then Ruby after a second, followed by the others starting with Yang then Pyrrha, Weiss, until it finally lead to Ozpin releasing quick bursts of laughter. All of this to the chagrin of their world's Salem.

All this laughter at her, even if alternate, expense struck a nerve. Then Salem immediately realised something. "It all makes sense now..." a dark gaze was sent towards Ozpin, "Your counterpart...

The Demon Queen stood still for multiple seconds before double face palming again "How is this possible...? He planned this... of course. That bastard would send a peon like... you."

"What do you mean like me?"

She screamed and her wings unfurled again, her screams shaking the castle, "AN INCORUPTIBLE IMEBCILE, DENSER THAN LEAD! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS OFFERING! AN OGRE DEVOID OF IT'S BRAIN WOULD BE MORE USEFUL THAN YOU ARE!"

"Hey, that's rude! And you really shouldn't shout, I can hear you just fiiiiIIIIN—" Jaune was lifted off the ground by magic, as the Demon Queen held out her hand.

"Do you even know WHO I am? WHAT I am?"

"Uh... angry?"

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M ANGRY!" She dropped Jaune and raised her hand to kill him.

That's when the laughter stopped because now Jaune's life was genuinely at stake since Salem had clearly run out of patience.

While on the other spectrum, a vicious smirk graced Cinder's lips, "It's about time she finished him off."

"At the very least, I'll have rid myself one of Ozpin's more annoying pawns." Salem sighed, though there was clearly a lack of any true satisfaction. Her counterpart was to be left frustrated... sexually!

As for Ozpin, "Hmm... this may not bode well."

"Hi Angry!" The Demon Queen stopped, and slowly looked over to the 'guy in the portal' who had a smile visible through his eyes. "I'm dad!"

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"I hate all of you."

"And que the sitcom music!" Nora exclaimed and everyone laughed... except for the currently sour Salem and her partial legion of doom. Ozpin was laughing on the inside and wore his signature troll face.

"Oh yeah, one more thing! A message from a good buddy!"

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Salem, as a quick message to you, get fucking laid you greedy psychotic bitch! Go find the Jaune of your universe and fuck him until you go raw! Who knows!? It may help with that bad case of PERMANENT BITCH FACE!

All credits for this go to Zedrin, make sure you check out his animations on youtube, they are FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAAHAHA

Salem was rather... perplexed by this message, "Who is this being and how does he know of me? And does he not understand my goals go beyond sexual gratification? I -"

"Sorry, time's up, I got to do the next video and fast! Good night folks!"

Pitch black.

OMAKE TIME!

"And you want me to go there... why?" Jaune asked, more than confused by the destination shown on the scroll labelled 'Warning: Immense Danger Zones'."

"Because the fate of Remnant depends on you." Ozpin spoke with a rare passion in his voice and for emphasis he slammed the end of his cane upon the ground.

Still, Jaune felt the need to inquire more answers, "But... but why do I have to go in a box... and only wearing a present wrapping across my crotch?"

"Because that's all you need."

"But -"

A stern glare was set upon Jaune by the headmaster, "Mr. Arc, may I remind you of the fake transcipts and nepotism?"

It shook him, having never received a warning from his headmaster, especially regarding something so damaging, "N-no." He whimpered.

"Excellent, now get in this box." Ozpin ordered, pointing to a large box brought in by two Atlessian guards with 'TRUCE - I SWEAR!' written on it.