A View Into the Multiverse!

Jaune the Dense

The Demon Queen blushed but still kept her frown "WELL! You're very forward..."

"Right, so he REALLY dosen't understand whats going on." Emerald concluded. Of course he didn't. If he did, he wouldn't have rejected Cinder if he did. He couldn't if he knew!

"Now my other inquiry is, why can't I tell what's wrong with him?" Salem had a knack for reading minds of people, many with just a glance, yet her counterpart wasn't seeing it.

Ozpin let out a soft chuckle and gave his rival subtle, condescending glance. "Perhaps someone's frisky nature is overwhelming them?"

"I can only imagine your mental deterioration then." Salem retorted in a calm manner.

Jaune rubbed the back of his head "Granted, that wouldn't be very comfortable... I guess my job is to find you a bed or a couch or something? But, you probably have one of those yourself, right?"

"O-Obviously."

"Sorry. I just thought this was supposed to be a big mission, but, I guess I shouldn't complain, even if it is simple. If the Order asks it of me, then I should do it without a second thought!"

"That's more like it..." The Demon Queen was starting to get angry at his stupidity, but at least he will actually do it now.

Everyone leaned in, practically on the edge of their seats. Was he actually...

"So how does this work? Do I read you a story or something?"

Sounds of relief echoed through Beacon's forces while Salem's groaned in frustration.

The Demon Queen stared at Jaune, open mouthed, with her eyes going completely white in shock. "What?"

"What?" Jaune asked, not sure of what he did wrong.

"Do... Do you still not know why you're here? What your mission stated?" She held her arms out in front of her, trying to gesture to what she was trying to articulate.

"Well it says to help you lie-"

"It says to 'lay' the 'demon'." Her brow began to crease as she was beginning to not be able to hold in her anger.

"...Yessssss?"

The Demon Queen double faced palmed before she threw her arms out and screamed, her large wings unfurling "SEX! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE IT!"

Salem released a long sigh of relief, "It's about time I time I told him. At that rate, they would've been there for centuries."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SENT HERE!"

Jaune pointed to himself "Me?"

"Do you see anyone else!?"

Jaune turned back to Cinder "Well there's the one girl over there..."

"Fuck you..." Cinder immediately chriped.

"And that guy in the portal..."

The demon dude waved "Yo."

"Is he gay in this?" Mercury wondered aloud, "Not there would be anything wrong with that, I'm just wondering."

"No, he..." Then Pyrrha had to stop to consider this question. Then how she felt about it.

"Pyrrha." Pyrrha snapped from her mental musings by Ren snapping his fingers in front of her. When she snapped out of it, he handed her a handkerchief. "For the blood coming from your right nostril."