A View Into the Multiverse!

Jaune the Dense

"What the fuck is this horror?" Ren and Nora turned to Pyrrha, surprised by her sudden vulgarity. Then it hit. It hit them all. Except Ruby.

Ruby looked around the room with a raised brow in confusion, "So what's going on?"

"Something horribly wrong." Blake answered, his voice actually quivering.

"Something horribly confusing." Salem replied, very, very confused on how to feel when it came to this boy yet again.

"Something oddly intriguing." Ozpin spoke, more so for himself.

"Indeed!" Jaune righted himself and pulled out his sword. "I hope your ready!" Cinder walked away and stood in the corner of the room, looking down at herself with a blank expression.

"Might I see your missive?" The Demon Queen asked.

"Uh, sure? Okay uh, hang on, it's in here somewhere." Jaune reached into his pocket and rummaged around. "Uh... So I got one of these bags, there's like – you can put a lot of things in the bag but it's hard to get things... out of the bag."

The Demon Queen snapped her fingers and Jaune's missive was teleported to her and floated at eye level, letting her read it. "Hey, you found it! Thanks!"

The Demon Queen put her reading glasses on. "Hmm, yes, this is the one I was expecting." She smiled happily at this knowledge. "Excellent! I hope you didn't detain him at all, Cinder. I told you we were expecting him."

Jaune looked between the two confusedly "What are you talking about?"

The Demon Queen laughed, her large tits jiggling "You silly boy, this wasn't a mission to SLAY me!" She held up the missive, and it could now be seen that the letter S was taped onto it. "It was to LAY me!"

"Oooohhh!" Ruby only beamed for a fraction of a second before nearly turning green and shivering, "Eewww."

"Oh. Why did they need me for that? Can't you do that yourself?"

The Demon Queen chuckled and started walking down the stairs towards Jaune. "You're cute~ Most men would be jealous to be in your position. Count yourself lucky. Many would die to be where you are... And many have."

"But that just sounds so boring! Why would anyone be jealous?"

"Damn that's... ballsy. Also quite retarded." Mercury blurted. It was ballsy considering he pretty much insulted the demon queen yet retarded because he did that and rejected himself a chance at some quality ass. Again, Mercury understood that further elaborating this verbally probably wouldn't be good for his health.

"Does... does he not understand the situation or is death his wish?" Cinder, recovering from her stupor, had to verbally question the young man's mentality.

"This is called Jaune The Dense. He simply has yet to understand." Salem was sure if he understood, he'd be more... opportunistic. Again, the weird feeling set in.

Nora nudged her female teammate. "Wow, twice in one day, huh Pyrrha?"

"Yep." As long as Jaune didn't hit her with that density, she was good.

The Demon Queen took offense to that statement "I would have you know I'm DESIRED by countless men!"

Jaune tilted his head, just like a dog "Um... What's that got to do with me? I mean if they're keeping you up at night then maybe that'd be annoying and you could use help then, but... do you really still need me for that? If you wanted to you could do it right here on the floor!"