"I Erikono Lakeith accept you Sienna vanity as my soulmate chosen by the starts that align us and our souls together, I'm letting you know that even though I accept you right now and forever for all that you are and ever will be that you still have...
I've been to many fancy places but this takes the cake of all of them, it's so classy when you sit down they light this pretty little glass fire in front of you, and it dazzling and warm.
When we sit down he pulls my seat out for me and I gratefully sit down, I feel underdressed in my bow top, not gonna lie this classy establishment-
"Don't" he says sternly but that quickly changes, I look at him suspiciously and he gets a bit sheepish "didn't I tell you to stay out of my thoughts" I glare at him
"well your basically broadcasting them but okay" I'm just about to say something smart and snarky when this petite short girl walks over to us.
she stands there eying Erik right Infront of me as if I'm not even fucking sitting here.
The girls starts to talks of course I don't like her before she even opens her mouth but I let her speak, she says "I've been watching you since you walked in and honestly I could do you so much better than she can" she looks down at his hand than mine and smiles
Her whole style is trashy
"Or I wouldn't mind just taking you both home and keeping the other" I'm shaking at her words
I blink at her then at him then at her and back and then turn around looking everywhere.
my first thought is that one audio from tik to "she doesn't see us, you see me, yes I see you, you see me"
"Where the hell are the cameras because this gotta be a joke" I start to feel extremity territorial and I don't hide it one bit
"if you do take your shortcake five head built like a monkey pasty ass outta here I'm going to drag you out by your tracks" I smile and speak calmly toward her
Then I make a shooing motion with my hands "shoo patsy go get a banana" Erik bites his lip and look up at the ceiling trying not to smile or laugh
The blonde pasty banana looks scared and she runs back over to her table and picks her stuff out and runs out of the establishment.
"I- I don't even know how to go about the rest of this" I shake my head a bit embarrassed I had to go to the level of cray-cray
