Stick: THIS FANDOM
Stick: I feel like we all need some serious mental help
Stick: That was a joke please don't hate me-
Mr Cheese: What's the dare now?
Stick: Ha
Stick: You were dared to make The Gentleman cry of happiness
Mr Cheese:
Stick: I know I know
Mr Cheese: So should I lie or-
Stick: Yeah probably
Mr Cheese: But
Stick: Look I'm sorry but this is truth or dare in tHIS universe you have no choice
Mr Cheese: But what about my trusting relationships speech
Stick: Oh
Stick: Uh
Stick: ...Ignore it?
Mr Cheese:
Mr Cheese: ...Fine
Stick: So what are you gonna do
Mr Cheese: You'll see
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Mr Cheese: Hey Gent?
The Gentleman: *reading a book* Yes, Mr Cheese?
Mr Cheese: What would you say if I just randomly showed up with a box of seven fluffy kittens?
The Gentleman:
Mr Cheese: *opens box*
The Gentleman: Uh-
Kittens: *crawl onto lap*
Mr Cheese: Oh look, they like you
The Gentleman: One of them fell asleep on my foot
The Gentleman: Another fell asleep on my arm
The Gentleman: WhatdoIdoMrCheeseIcan'tjustmove
Mr Cheese: *snuggles with The Gentleman*
The Gentleman: Ok now I seriously can't move
Mr Cheese: I love you
The Gentleman: ...I love you too, Mr Cheese
Stick: Sooooo did it work?
Mr Cheese: Not really, but this works too
