Stick: Welp, uh-
Stick: *drops note cards* Fuck
Stick: Whatever, I'll just wing it
Stick: If you're reading this you probably already read my AUL Thingamajigs book
Stick: If you didn't then hello there
Stick: So uh
Stick: You can just say truth or dare and whatever crazy shit you come up with
Stick: There will be swearing, fourth wall breaking, shipping, and craziness
Stick: Proceed at your own risk
Stick: Guess I should introduce everyone first
Stick: Now I am Stick. Short for Candlestick. I promise I'm a lot nicer than I sound like doing these things.
Stick: And that *points to Captain*
Stick: Is the most precious bean to ever walk the earth
Stick: Also known as Captain
Captain: I can introduce myself, thanks
Captain: That's Player, next to him is Veteran, next to him is Greaser
Stick: There's The Gentleman, his boyfriend Mr Cheese-
Captain: Gnome, Engineer, Poopyfarts-
Stick: Angel, Sheriff, Goober, Rose-
Captain: Bday, Mr Egg, Blue, Not Orange-
Stick: Bro-
Captain: Ninja, and-
Stick: Stoner
Captain: *blushing* Stop that
Stick: Ha
Stick: Never
Captain: And that's pretty much it
Stick: Ask and dare away
Captain: Nothing too crazy
Stick: He's joking, go absolutely fucking crazy
Captain: I don't follow
Stick: It's called swearing
Captain:
Stick: Never mind
Stick: Also someone better dare Captain to kiss Stoner
Captain: WAIT NO-
Stick: YEP WE'RE LEAVING NOW BYE-
