CLASS PLAY 1A [ TDBK CRACK FIC]

scene 4 + 5

hahahahaha hi its bakubabe's bday sexc

[CUE SCENE CHANGE TO A SCARY DARK DANK FOREST]

Owl: SCREECHING

Bakugou: {RUNNING, annoyed by the owl screeching} DIE!

{hair getting caught by the branches} DIE!

{falling onto a thorny bush} DIE!

{trips and falls down again and finally letting out a small spark-blast} DIEEE!

Little animals: gather around his body before he let out the blast and scampering away because of the blast.

Bakugou: Oi you fu- donuts why are you running away? It's not like I will hurt you tiny creatures you know

Animals: comes back slowly

Bakugou: Ugh... I am sorry I didn't mean to scare you guys away. [mutters] And to think because I got scared tch.

Birds: twittering

Bakugou: With a blast and a song,

all the world seems to awaken anew.

Coughing out smoke with you,

as the song is sung.

There's no use in grumbling.

Birds: twittering

Bakugou: When raindrops come tumbling

remember you're the one

who can break and blast to vent. 

With a blast and a song,

everything is in tune and it's spring.

And life flows along.

Birds: twittering

Bakugou: With a blast and a song [soft smile]

Birds: twittering

Animals: happy noises because they are small, happy and excited

Bakugou: Honestly I feel a whole lot better now, wow. I am bak- snow white I'll get along somehow. But I do need to find a place to sleep tonight though.

I can't sleep on the ground like you [points at rabbits and bunnies] or in a tree like you [points at squirrels]. And I'm pretty sure I'm too big to fit in a nest. You all don't happen to know a place where I can possibly crash right?

Birds: twittering

Bakugou: You do?

Animals: chattering

Bakugou: Will you take me there?

Animals: part the branches to reveal a little cottage

Bakugou: Oh isn't that just adorable. One blast and it will all go away, hah. Lucky I'm not a bully enough to do that.

[CURTAINS]

SCENE 5

[DWARF'S COTTAGE]

Bakugou: enters

Animals: enters

Bakugou: Shh! If you want to follow me inside tip-toe already. We are on a sneaky mission you fuc- furries.

All: starts tip toeing

Bakugou: What a puny little chair! Hah! Why are there seven tiny little puny chairs?! Must be seven snotty little children. And from the look of this table, seven little snotty brats. Oh, a pickaxe, seven little snotty fun brats. How cute. Oh lookie here a sisze 1 shoe.

Birds: astonished whistle

Bakugou: And look at this fireplace. Crusty dusty smh

Squirrels: sneezing

Bakugou: And frickin cobwebs. Do these children like spiders? Ew. And these dishes. Old hag would have had a heart attack.

Chipmunks: whistling

Bakugou: I- Is this a broom?! What is this monstrosity. Does their old hag not them to clean up after themsel- wait, what if they don't have an old hag. Oh, orphans huh. That's... bad and very sad. Well imma clean this up and maybe then these kids will let me in here.

Bakugou: [hangs up his cloak, to the ssquirrels] Now, you wash the dishes.

[to the rabbits] You tidy up the room.

[to the chipmunks] You clean the fireplace.

Wait- you all are animals, you aren't gonna do my work. Has getting exiled made me senile?

Birds: chirps brightly and whistles

Bakugou: [picks up broom and starts sweeping] Let's see what's behind these curtains. [draws open the partition] Oh more tiny stuff, beds. And with names too, let's see their names- Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey... cackles Now these are some names. ...Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy. Speaking of sleepy [glances over to a clock which shows 8:20] it's past my bedtime already. [lies down on bed and falls asleep]

[CURTAINS]

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in honour of birthday of this bad bitch here have an update

happiest of birthday to the character who lit rally had one of THE best development

and please if yall wanna yell at me for not updating and shit meet me @ br8kebitch on twitter lolol and i recently started watching some adults play a block game so yea im lowkey busy catching up dreamsmp lore oof 

and if you are here already

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oop- deadass thot i published this 10 hours ago wth