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Spirit Animals (Headcanon?)

Mum The Boomer (Lucifer):

I think...a Wolf. (Yes, I know he's a Wolf in the Paws And Claws event, but I can't think of anything else.)

Scientifically Proven Bottom (Mammon):

A Raccoon, obviously. He steals stuff.

Weeb Next Door (Levi):

Hermit Crab. Convince me otherwise.

Daddy Issues (Satan):

Owl. He's wise and knows what he's doing.

Miss Neutrogena (Asmo):

Peacock. He likes to be 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵.

Fridge Eater (Beel):

K I R B Y .

LET ME SLEEP HOE (Belphie):

Sloth, we all saw this coming.

No Lord Up Here Other Than ME (Diavolo):

A Golden Retriever.

Barbie Toes (Barbatos):

Honey Bee. (I know a honey bee is an insect, I don't care. He is productive.)

Magic Man (Solomon):

Raven. He's shady. (Don't bully me, I put Ravens as one of the murderous species in one of my books.)

Shoulder Daddy (Simeon):

Probably a dove.

Fido (Luke):

C H I H U A H U A .

BONUS!

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