little wickers

swimming gala

Ambers POV

We were all standing by the pool waiting for the lifeguard to come out and everyone was talking amongst themselves.
"Amber look at this."
Mitch pulled out a veruca sock and smacked joe in the back of the head with it and it made a loud PLAP sound.

Mitch was pissing himself while Joe tried to fix his bowl cut. Mitch turned to me laughing and i couldn't help but smile at his silly jokes.

"Alfie where's the lifeguard she better be a-"
I smacked Mitchell in the arm before he could finish.
"excuse you mitch-"
he giggled and pulled me close to him.

Then a rather wide and mean looking lady trugded around the corner with a crutch in her right arm. "So mitch what were you saying about the lifeguard?" I whispered to him and giggled.

Then he turned to Jing
"Oi Jing, get your harpoon out, i just spotted a whale."
I couldn't help but laugh, which i quickly tried to hide.

"Sit down you grubby little toads."
We all sat down and Stephen whispered to us. "well isnt she jolly?"
Then Alf had a poor attempt of introducing himself to the oh so pleasant lady and she told him to sit with us and him... being his pussy self, sat down immediately.

"My name is Joy. Before we begin a couple of ground rules. I don't like children but i do like my kit. And take extra special care of Thomas."
She pointed to the dummy mannequin which was leaning on the bench next to her.

"bet you 10 quid it's her sex doll."
Mitch whispered to me, Steph and Chantelle.
We all quietly laughed and then she continued speaking.
"Mitch, if one of us is drowning do we have to expect her to save us? She can barely walk let alone swim."
He laughed and said
"Don't worry amber I'll save you."

Then Joy said something to do with petting which lead Joe to question her.
"What's petting?"
Then Mitchell chimed in
"Why don't you show us love? Give us a kiss."
and he made a V with his fingers and put his between them.

Chantelle nudged me and whispered,
"The boy can use his tongue.."
and she winked while stephen giggled.
But then Joy replied to Mitchell's lovely remark,
"Would you like a face full of genital herpes?"

Now that is gRIM and mitchell paused and stopped what he was doing which made me laugh.
Joy continued with her rules but I was trying my best not to burst out laughing because Mitchell looked absolutely horrified with what joy just said.

Alfie then piped up
"soooo any questions?"
And of course mitchell raised his hand
"yeah is it true the water changes colour if you piss in it?"
Joy sighed
"Yes it goes yellow. tots make it turn chocolaty"

I was still holding my laughs and her talking about chocolaty pool water wasn't helping.
"Ewww someone's done a dump in it?"
"It wasn't my fault, you weasel! I've got a spastic colon. Speaking on which..."