Heaven Crew's New Initiate

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Author's Note:

Sorry for killing Sirius. I cried writing last chapter. I cried writing this chapter. 

*this is a Heaven POV. Normal text will be "In Heaven" segments and italics will be down on Earth

Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Sirius laid in front of the couch where all his family waited anxiously. 

"Should we poke him?" Alex asked the group. 

"Nah, let him sleep," Euphemia shrugged. 

"But we could prank him!" Marlene groaned in annoyance. 

But James had already beaten them to it. 

"I AIN'T GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF YOU!" he yelled as he banged to pans together. "YOU AINT GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!"

"Nova . . ." Sirius groaned. "Control . . .your . . .bloody . . .house . . .elf."

James let an offended gasp escape his lips. "He doesn't even remember me!"

Groggily, Sirius sat up. 

"Hiya, Harry," he greeted looking at James. 

James crouched down and flicked Sirius's forehead. Their faces mere inches apart. 

Sirius began to scream bloody murder. 

He screamed louder as he caught sight of Lily. 

He screamed even louder at the sight of Euphemia and Fleamont Potter. 

Sirius was about to scream when he caught sight of Marlene but was cut off. 

"Sirius, if you scream again," Marlene began to threaten. "I'll cut your bits off with my nail clippers."

"Where am I?" Sirius asked. 

"BELLATRIX! I WILL BRAID YOUR INTESTINES WITH ACID!" Nova yelled. " THEN I'LL DELIVER YOU WITH A SPARKLY PINK BOW TO VOLDEMORT'S DOORSTEP!"

"Was that-?" Sirius began to ask but caught sight of someone he hasn't seen in years. Someone who looks freakishly similar to, but without great hair (in Sirius's opinion). 

"Hey, Siri," Regulus waved awkwardly.

"Reg . . ." Sirius breathed out. "I'm trying to decide if I want to hug you, or launch your arse to hell."

"You will not throw your brother," Euphemia scolded. 

"B-but he's a Deat-"

"I was," Regulus justified. "I discovered a thing and went against the Dark Lord for the sake of mankind. Dumbledore has been investigating it. You'll find out later. So keep your nosy trout out of my history."

"So if I'm with you guys . . ." Siriu began. "I'm dead?"

"Yeah, pretty much," Alex spoke for the first time. 

"Who are you?" Sirius asked harshly. 

"Alex," they answered. "Muggle. Non-binary."

"Okay," Sirius shrugged. "Oi, Prongs! Help me up!"

"It's a shame you got old," James laughed as he helped his honorary brother to his feet. 

"It's a shame you didn't."

"Zip it, Tom," Nova's voice came from the scene. "I'm giving my speech!"

Sirius watched his daughter through the screen. 

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