a/n- so im very sorry thats all i have to say have a nice time
hando has created a group chat
pirate: no
keef: what
pirate: I said n o
st mccarthyism: you're mean >:((
✌️: But he wasn't talking to you-
swagbowie: who
keef: w h a t
swagbowie: do ik anyone here <+$)
swagbowie: *</3
hando: maybe.. maybe not😳😳
keef: what is going o n
keef: mick's in this?
hando: like I said earlier maybe maybe not😳
pirate: bro
hando: yes my lad you have a question
swagbowie: oh micks with me he's in this ywc
swagbowie: *yes *hes
hando: like i have said many times before maybe maybe not how do you guys not understand
pirate: what does that even MEAN JOHN
hando: you know what it means
✌️: But then why would he ask,,
hando: anyways I'm assuming we all know each other so hopefully we don't need to do weird awkward introductions right
st mccarthyism: it's george
swagbowie: ✨💅✌️💖😼
keef: we do not know each other that's what i've been asking this whole time-
hando: okay then who wants to introduce themselves to the class
swagbowie: hi 💅 im david ✨ im 17 💖
swagger: omg shut up ✨
st mccarthyism: hey we don't tolerate bullying here >:(((
keef: who is ✌️ i'm so confused
hando: someone very special
✌️: ^
hando: okay since everyone is being awkward and no one knows what's going on what do we do now
swagbowie: im nit akwhc
swagger: why
swagbowie: 💅💅
pirate: why are we even here
swagger: i mean i'm sure you guys know me
✌️: I don't
swagbowie: damn micj"s poor ego 💔 do you need a bandaid for that honey 💔
pirate: I don't think I know anyone here because SOMEONE won't explain what's going on
hando: i got lonely and bored, and i knew keith and paul and you and ringo and then i added some random people they followed
st mccarthyism: aw poor john he doesn't have friends💔
swagger: WHAT EGO
swagbowie: WHAT DI YOU MEAN
pirate: I love how the first few minutes of this is just us arguing
✌️: Are they like together, the swag ones
keef: no and they are not swag
st mccarthyism: really because they are acting like my parents and I mistook this for a family groupchat
swagger: I DONT HAVE AN EGO
swagbowie: honey.
swagger: do not
swagbowie: h o n e y
keef: they're not together.
st mccarthyism: alrighty then.. if you say so..
hando: wait yeah poor me pity me
pirate: no❤️
st mccarthyism: no ❤️
hando: damn.. ya meanies
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✨old men group chat✨
Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
