#56
Riff: how dumb do they think we are?
Eron: sometimes Ao-ki leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.#57
Finna: *hitting Ao-ki*
Ao-ki: ow!!! what are you doing?!
Finna: hitting on you.
Ao-ki: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!#58
Siran: can you teach me how to hoe?
Finna: rude.
Finna: *sips wine*
Finna: but yes.#59
police: 911, what's your emergency?
Riff: a monster broke into my house!
Ikor, from across the room: Riff, we're roommates!
Riff, screaming: it found me!#60
Siran: when you said that you were 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expecting-
Trek, holding a 9 of hearts: is this your card?
Siran, softly: zottobo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#61
Riff: and that concludes my presentation on why Lord Keryon is the hottest.
Ikor: Riff, this is a meeting to discuss battle plans.
Riff: yeah. Lord Keryon distracts Xathor so that Lord Titano can stab him.
Lord Trytion: talk some sense into him.
Lord Titano: why? I get to stab someone.#62
Eron: what if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?
Trek: don't ever speak to me again.#63
Fylkir: I love sleepovers!
recovery girl: this isn't a sleepover, you're in the nurse's office.
Fylkir: then why am I wearing this nightgown?
recovery girl: it's a hospital gown.
Fylkir: truth or dare?
recovery girl:
Fylkir:
recovery girl: dare.#64
[playing scrabble]
Trek: I'll start by placing an 'R'.
Riff: I'll add on to your 'R' to make 'Ra'.
Eron: I'll add on to your 'Ra' to make 'Rat'.
Ikor: I'll add on to your 'Rat' to make 'Biostratigraphic'.
Ao-ki: *flips table*#65
Lord Voidus: hey Eklos, are you a morning person or a night person?
Lord Eklos: bud
Lord Eklos: I'm barely even a person.there we are again.
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Incorrect Gormiti Quotes
Humora collection of totally (not) correct and true quotes from the Gormiti reboot. they're all sourced from Tumblr/Pinterest, apart from few where I'll specify if I made them myself or they're from somewhere else. first two are already on my Tumblr (@Bo...