Incorrect Gormiti Quotes

Chapter 3

#16
Riff, sitting right in the middle of the fire artifact: what seems to be the problem, Nukleor?
Nukleor: get the fUCK out of my artifact!
(thanks to Analuisapinto124 for this)

#17
Ao-ki: alright, I expect everyone to bring me their ideas and contributions for the new battle tactic by tomorrow. is that alright with everyone?
everyone else: *mumble in agreement*
Eron: what if we forget to bring it or don't want to?
Ikor, not looking up from the book he was reading but sounding dead serious: I'm afraid we would have to break your legs then.
Riff: *choking on his drink, laughing*

#18
Ao-ki: damn, the Tower lost its power. we're in the dark.
Trek: don't worry, I got this.
Trek: *shakes rapidly and starts to glow*
Ao-ki: what-
Trek: I swallowed a light stick.
Ao-ki, near a heart attack: whY WOULD YOU SWAL--

#19
Trek: that's a pretty rock.
Riff: Ikor gave it to me.
Ikor: I threw it at you.
Riff: he's so sweet.

#20
Tower's security measures: type your password.
Eron: your password
Tower's security measures: your password is incorrect.
Eron: wtf?
Tower's security measures: try again.
Eron: again
Tower: *yeets Eron out*

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#21
Finna: here's a fun idea- we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we fight them.
Siran: we are not doing that.
fire soldier, nodding: mistlefoe.
Siran: don't encourage her!

#22
Lord Sol: *holds up a fancy bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?
Lord Titano: *grabs the bottle and drinks all of it*
Lord Sol:
Lord Titano: perfume.

#23
*in the middle of a battle*
Eron: can Centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
Kratus:
Kratus: okay, that's it. I'm leaving. you won the battle. *disappears*

#24
Ao-ki, mending Ikor's injuries: can you describe the darkan that hit you?
Ikor: yes. he wasn't very friendly.

#25
Siran: can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Trek: general mathematics 6th edition.

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