Bart SIMPson

1. Coming Home

REWRITTEN 8-2-23

"Diana" I heard my mom say from outside

"yeah?" I called back

"why don't you go say hi to your old friends ill bring your boxes up to your room" My mom tried to keep the reason why were moving a secret, but when you have a lame excuse of a step-dad its not hard to guess why. Cheating.

"yeah... ok when do you want me home" I was so excited to see Lisa

"mmmm how about before dinner take a 20 from my wallet for some lunch"

"ok thanks mom"

"your welcome sweetie"

I grabbed a 20 and put it in my phone case and made my way over to the Simpsons house. It hasn't changed at all. After admiring all the little details of their house that I missed I slowly walked up to the door and knocked a couple times before the door opened.

"Diana?" homer opened the door

"hey homeboy shouldn't you be at work"

"I'm sick" he faked cough

"homie whos at the door" I heard marge say from the kitchen

"Diana!" marge came to the front door

"oh sweetie come on in the kids are at school right now but we have got to catch up here let me take your coat"

I smiled at Marge and handed her my coat then looked at Homer who was already drinking a beer on the couch

~lil time skip~ 3:10 pm

"oh the kids should be home soon" marge said while pulling fresh cookies out of the oven

"alright, so I was thinking when was the last time you and Homer had a date night?"

"I um... I don't know" she looked kinda sad

"hey how about next Sunday you two go on a date I can watch the kids for you" I'm about Bart's age just a couple months older and I know they don't really trust Bart to watch Maggie

"oh that would be wonderful but I cant ask you to do that"

"oh please Marge you two need a break, why don't you two book a hotel and just relax" she looks like she's debating it

"oh alright but if your gonna watch them ill have to pay you"

"oh no you don't have to"

"yes I do now end of discussion" I look at her and throw my hands up in defeat while she laughs

The door opened and we heard Bart and Lisa fighting over something

"Bart give it back that's my science fair project!"

"I-" Bart started before Lisa ran up to me

"Diana!"

I get up and hug her "Lisa!"

while hugging I look up at Bart and he turns a light shade of pink before putting Lisa's project on the floor and going upstairs

"Come on Diana lets go up to my room" she took me by the hand and walked up stairs as we got to the top Bart came out from his room and slid past us downstairs keeping his head down we sat down on Lisa's bed and started talking about school then boys then just random things that are happening in our lives Lisa gets a message on her computer so she goes to answer it and I see Bart and Millhouse going up to the treehouse

"hey Lisa I'm gonna go say hi to Millhouse and Bart"

"ok and if he says were dating were not"

"umm... alright" I giggle "you sure?"

"We are not dating!" I laugh at her then make my way to the treehouse I climb up it and see Bart and Millhouse facing away from me holding something then I realize what their holding

"Hey! Perverts give that back"

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Thank you guys for reading and congrats you read 632 words

stays funky my friends

-C