43. one time i dreamt

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jared 19 can't read:
you seem bored

should i go

kawaii:
NO

I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FICTIONAL ANIME BOYFRIEND

jared 19 can't read:
OH

OKAY

N E WAYS

naked 😳:
tf is a neways??

jared 19 can't read:
read it out loud

"n" "e" "ways"

naked 😳:
oooooohhhh

anyways

jared 19 can't read:
YEAH ANYWAYS

THINGS GET EVEN WEIRDER AFTER THAT

MIKEY SMILED AT ME?????

SO THEN MY SECOND COUSINS TWICE REMOVED GERARD AND MIKEY WAY DROVE ME TO THE STORE OR WHATEVER

I THINK it was an aldi's

and that's when i met my boy jackson nishikawa again 😌😌😌

except he was all bloody for some reason 😳😳 but i didn't pay too much attention to that

kawaii:
JAJDKJDJEJDJ 🤭🤭😳😳???

jared 19 can't read:
YEAH BUT WHATEVER

i said hi to him and shit then left and then g and mikey dropped me off at some camp?

and at this camp,,,

i met hermione granger

naked 😳:
like from harry potter??

jared 19 can't read:
that's her 😎

AND OMG I VAGUELY REMEMBER HER BEING SO PRETTY OMG LIKE MARRY ME

and everything was a blur after that but uh yeah i hung out with her and we took a nap on a recliner together and then i woke up 👊😭

kawaii:
mood

sasuke:
who's recliner was it ??

jared 19 can't read:
do you see this shit applejack

idfk some random recliner??

sasuke:
hm

yeah knowing you, that makes sense

jared 19 can't read:
i am not entirely sure what that is supposed to mean

LMAO WAIT

kawaii:
what happened?

jared 19 can't read:
I JUST FOUND MY DIARY FROM WHEN I WAS LIKE 10

PLEEEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮

naked 😳:
OH LET'S SEE IT

jared 19 can't read:
😳😳😳 look at this gem

jared 19 can't read:😳😳😳 look at this gem

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sasuke:
yunl deqth ??????

jared 19 can't read:
LMAo PLZ IT SAYS "yum death"

kawaii:
Y U M  D E A T H

naked 😳:
y u m d e a t h

jared 19 can't read:
ah yes much yum very death

kawaii:
my favorite meal, death

jared 19 can't read:
hahahha okay well brb i have to go throw rocks at my friends

sasuke:
why

jared 19 can't read:
penguins find the prettiest rocks and give them to their crushes and i think that's adorable

sasuke:
you have a crush? on those two guys who looked like they didn't know what moisturizer is?

jared 19 can't read:
no but you have a valid point

maybe i'll just find ugly rocks and go-

"hey bitch what's up bitch"

and only give the pretty rocks to himi-chan

you and her own my uwus

sasuke:
thank you

kawaii:
*angy*

jared 19 can't read:
you own my uwus too nejire

kawaii:
thank you 😌😌

naked 😳:
can i own your owos then?

jared 19 can't read:
yes you can own my owos

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