Rin: here's some special tea for you!
Impulse: thank you!! *Drinks tea slowly cus rin made it*
Tango, running: I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK-
Impulse: *accidentally spills tea* NO-
Rin: it's fine, there's more in the kettle-
Skizz, running in: I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK TOO-
Rin: Could you guys stop running?! Btw impulse, have you finished your homework?
Impulse:* realizes* UM-
Mg: why is it not allowed to play with hot oil?
Pat: cus its hot~
Skizz: PFT-
Impulse & zed: ??
Tango: hwot.
Mg: good thing they didn't understand that.
Impulse: it's so hot here.
Zed: stop breathing, it'll get cooler.
Tango: how?
Skizz: whenhumandiesthebodytemperaturegoesdown.
Zedaph: I want more ice cream.
Impulse: I want more candy.
Tango: I want more pancakes.
Pat: I want more cookies.
Rin, on the phone with ender: I have to deal with 4 babies, enjoy your day with skizz.
Ender: ok, wait 4?
Impulse: Clam Shovel. Coal Shovel. D-Handle Shovel. Digging Shovel. Edging Shovel. Ergonomic Shovel. Fireplace Shovel. Flat Shovel.
Zed: ah he's just doing his daily thing.
*Ender and Rin is out doing stuff*
Mg: I need to go buy some groceries for lunch, since Rin is gone, take care of the boys for a bit okay.
Pat: okay.
Mg: don't do anything stupid.
Pat: by that you meant?
Mg: knives.
Pat: that's all?
Mg: and swords, and all other dangerous stuff you can think of.
Pat: okay.
*Mg has left the house*
Pat, holding a mic and speaker: boys since Mg is buying some groceries...
Rin, calling Mg: Has anything stupid happened?
Mg: when I left nothing happened yet.
Rin: Wait?! YOU LEFT THE KIDS ALONE?!
Mg: Pats still there.
Rin: HOWS THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE!?
Mg, coming home and hearing loud music from 2 houses away: oh boy...
Ender: what have you made again.
Pat: A machine that takes people's talent! Here ill show you *shoves rin in the machine*
*a few moments later*
Rin: what did you-
Pat: now rin, try drawing something.
Rin: uh..ok.. *draws an amazing drawing*
Pat: wait-
Zed: the machine says that it worked.
Impulse: that's because rin also has skill, not just talent, she practiced to get good at drawing!
Pat: then ill make a skill stealer machine.
Everyone: NO!
Tango:*grinning*
Impulse: what is tango doing?
Skizz: grinning.
Impulse: I'm scared.
Skizz: you should be.
Rin: tango is smiling what happened.
Tango: I'm just happy.
Pat: he managed to take a knife without me noticing for 5 second
Rin: What's going on here?!
Mg: its a long story but pat and tango-
Rin: okay I got it.
Impulse: It's tango's birthday what should I get him?
Zedaph: not a knife
Skizz: sanity
Tango: NONE OF THOSE JUST WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STOP IGNORING ME-
Tango: I want to burn down the school.
Pat: don't, just burn down the teachers' room, But make sure that all the teachers are in it
Tango: when I get older I want to be a police! So I could kill people and not get in trouble.
Pat: I did not teach him that.
*Mg calling rin*
Rin: What's wrong?
Mg: nothing, just if tango is chasing everyone with knives what would you do?
Rin:...
Rin: I'll be there in 5 mins.
Mg: WAIT TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING FIRST-
-Impulse:*gets a cut*
Tango: WHERES THE BANDAID.
-Impulse:*gets a cut*
Zedaph: here hold Mr. wooly, don't cry. youlllookdumbifyoucry.
-Impulse:*gets a cut*
Skizz: PFT- you're so clumsy.
*later*
Ender: skizz what are you doing with all of that stuff?
Skizz: throwing them away, it's dangerous.
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Lil ZITS Quardians
FanfictionHellow! If you're here, you're probably from my Instagram. This is an AU where the ZITS team are Lil kids and me, Rinree, Mgrealta, and Ender are their guardians. Cover by Rinree. We have some drawings of the AU on our Instagram! (the drawings are...
