This one is written by Mg! this is Zedaph's character catcher.
Zedaph: *looks up at all of REMP* how is everyone so long upwards
MG: I'm sorry, long upwards?
Zedaph: yea, that's what I said.
MG: ya mean tall? Zedaph: erm... *still doesn't know* yes.
MG: oh we eat our vegetables.
Zedaph: Then why isn't sheep or Mr.Wooly tall?
MG: well...
Zedaph: why don't we eat the vegetables on the floor out in the park?
MG: that isn't-
*Ender comes into the room*
Zedaph: giraffe girl!
Ender: what-
Zedaph: why don't you eat the ground like sheep?
Do you cheat to grow upwards long?
Ender: upwards lon-
MG: tall, he means tall.
Zedaph: why aren't caterpillars tall?
MG: Zed, I can't answ-
*Impulse walks in the room*
Zedaph: Impulse!
Impulse: yea?
Zedaph: vegetables make you grow upwards lo- *sees MG's raised eyebrow* tall.
Impulse: and?
Zedaph: come with me... *walks to room with Impulse*
Ender: are they gonna kill themselves?
MG: Nah there's no grass in their room.
*1 hour later*
*Ender and MG taking a nap*
Pat *whispers* cmon boys it's time to go to the park.
Impulse: aw yea! Is Rin coming?
Pat: yes, Rin is taking care of you and Zed.
I'm taking care of Tango and Skizz.
Zed: >:3
*at the park*
*Rin reading a book*
*Pat watching Tango and Skizz*
Zed and Impulse: CUNCH
Rin: WHAT THE HEC-
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Lil ZITS Quardians
FanfictionHellow! If you're here, you're probably from my Instagram. This is an AU where the ZITS team are Lil kids and me, Rinree, Mgrealta, and Ender are their guardians. Cover by Rinree. We have some drawings of the AU on our Instagram! (the drawings are...
