This one is made by Mg! (the longest one so far)
Skizz: Yo- it's game night! What are we gonna play?
Pat: blocks?
Tango: we can't, Zed and I have already used em all for a fort. And we ain't gonna take it down.
Pat: oh yea you did...
Ender: what about you learn something instead of play something? I mean, y'all play everyday...
Impulse: we play every day but not with y'all every day so, please???
Ender: alright
Rin: how bout truth and dare? I played that when I was young.
MG: same here, always resulted in chaos though...
Pat: I think it wouldn't be too hard, they're young.
Skizz: heheheh-
Rin: but you sir, keep your questions in the kid zone ok?
Skizz: well there goes my dare of vinegar and baking soda
Zed: Oh I know what happens!
Impulse&Tango: what?
Zed: a-
MG: plant appears.
Zed: wha? Oh yea, a plant.
Pat: so truth and dare?
All: yep!
MG: Ok we're in a circle
Impulse: people in a circle, what would they do?
Tango: play a game. Now let's start. Pat, you ask first.
Pat: Skizz, truth or dare?
Skizz: D A R E
Pat: I dare you to hug Tango
Skizz: well that's simple *walks over and hugs Tango*
Pat: good.
Skizz: okie, Impulse, truth or dare?
Impulse: em, truth...
Skizz: how many shovels do you have?
Impulse: *sweats nervously* erm well, Rin gave me 3... gold, diamond, and emer- I mean diamond
Skizz: is that alllllll?
Impulse: OK I FOUND ONE IN THE SANDBOX AND IT WAS A PURPLE ON SO I TOOK IT- IT HAD NO NAME.
Rin: ••• why didn't ya tell anyone? And how did Skizz know?
Skizz: things bulge out of pockets.
Impulse: I was scared someone will ask it back but it's been a month so...
Tango: A MONT-
Pat: SHUSH
Rin: it's fine, next!
Impulse now cheerful: Tango!
Tango: dare me. (THAT'S MAH BOY!)
Impulse: go to the person you care about most in the room and give her or him a hug.
Tango: will someone scold me for who I choose
Pat, slightly scared: no... it has to be the truth though...
Tango: alright. *stands up and scans everyone, then runs to Pat and gives her a big hug burying his face in her shirt while blushing*
Rin: welp that was simple wasn't it?
Pat: yes :') hugs Tango back
Tango: RIGHT! I dare MG
MG: uh oh... truth
Tango: truthfully, who would you like to babysit most?
MG: UHHHHHHHH
Tango: right, out with it.
MG: right right, erm...
Ender: in the count of 3
MG: WHY MAKE IT DRAMATIC?!
Skizz: 1...
MG: NO DON'T
Zed: 2...
MG: I don't wanna hurt feelings...
Rin: 3!
MG: OFCOURSEIT'SZED.
Ender: yay *claps*
MG: lol...
Rin: why of course though?
MG: Well when you take care of someone for so long you grow to like him. Zed is very curious and constantly wants to learn. For example cooking.
Impulse: plsnotcrunchypancakes
Zed: CRUNCHY PANCAKES! *goes and sits on MG's lap*
Skizz: hey! The circle!
Zed: :p can't move me
Tango: technically...
MG: *wraps hands around Zed and Mr. Wooly* nope.
Zed: :>
MG: Now, you're next Rin.
Rin: imma wanna dare!
MG: I dare you to get bubble tea for all of us
Rin: hey- that ain't a good dare
MG: yes XD ok, I dare you to cook us pancakes.
Impulse: OOOO will it be better than Zed's???
Rin: *slight scoff* right, pancakes tomorrow breakfast.
MG: finally someone else...
Rin: don't expect greatness!
Impulse: I'm sure it'll be good :)
Rin: wanna help? :)
Impulse: YEA!
Ender: but that won't be a solo dare...
MG: I can make exceptions
Rin: yes! For that, you get bubble tea
MG: WOOO!
Zedaph: you never tried bubble tea have ya?
MG: nope! Never have
Zed: right...makebubbletea
MG: eh?
Rin: AND ENDER! Come forth, well no stay in the circle.
Ender: *chuckles* what circle? *sees all ZITS on REMP's laps*
Skizz: welp...
Ender: truth, go.
Rin: wings wings?
Ender: yes yes. But no no use much much. Also, hide hide sometimes.
Pat: love this speech
Impulse: indweed
Rin: oop, Impulse you're speaking like that again...
Impulse: :3
Ender: ok and lastly, Zed
Zed: truth... I don't like dares.
Ender: ok... here's a tough one
Zed: *squirms* not too hard...
Ender: is
Zed: •
Ender: that
Zed: ••
Ender: sheep
Zed: •••
Ender: looking at me?
Zed: *GASP looks at Mr. Wooly*
Ender: so?
Zed: yes. Yes, Mr. Wooly is looking at you! *CHEERING*
Ender: wooo!!! Mr. Wooly rarely looks at anyone but Zed and MG!
MG: indeed! Congrats!
Skizz: *yawn* that was fun...
Rin: yes!
Impulse: *starts curling up in Rin's hands* told y'all we should play and not learn...
Ender: *smiles* yes now y'all have to sleep, your eyes are drooping
Zed: no they're no- *falls asleep*
Tango: how did he fall asleep that fast?*yawn*
Pat: *whispering* ah well... let's put em to bed.
*10 minutes later**ZITS in bed and REMP in the living hall*
Rin: ok... they're tucked away
MG: yep
Rin: I owe you boba ;)
MG: *grinning yes*
Pat: do I get any?
Rin: no but you get to try a burger
Ender: woo! Finally!
Pat: :DDD
MG: Think we should sleep, someone else is making breakfast tomorrow so I am sleep in :>
Rin: *sigh* yea...
Ender: at least you have Impulse
Rin: yea!!!
Pat: plsnocrunchypancakes
Rin: *laugh* I hope not.
THE END!!!
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Lil ZITS Quardians
FanfictionHellow! If you're here, you're probably from my Instagram. This is an AU where the ZITS team are Lil kids and me, Rinree, Mgrealta, and Ender are their guardians. Cover by Rinree. We have some drawings of the AU on our Instagram! (the drawings are...
