136.) You may NOT wake ANYONE up and claim that the 'baby is crying'.
Ace: He ALWAYS falls for it!
Namur: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Haruta: It lightens up the night shift.
Namur: Haruta, why?
137.) NOR may you watch and laugh as they actually get up to check on it.
Ace: But it's funny!
Namur: Is not!
138.) You are NOT allowed ANYWHERE NEAR the kitchens.
Ace: CRUELTY! ABUSE!
Thatch: You. Set. My. Kitchen. On. FIRE!
Ace: Oh...right. Fair enough, I guess.
139.) STOP walking away and pretending not to hear when someone talks to you.
Ace: It gets them to leave me alone.
Marco: Stop it.
Ace: No.
Marco: Yes.
Ace: Fine....
140.) STOP proposing to random village girls. The last one was determined.
Ace: So. Many. Dresses.
Izou: I hope you learned your lesson.
Ace: I did...I really did...
141.) NO MORE referring to Whitey Bay as 'Mum', 'Mummy', 'Mother Dearest', OR ANY related name.
Ace: MUM!
Whitey Bay: You can call me whatever you want, honey.
Marco: You really aren't helping matters.
White Bay: Leave him alone.
142.) You will STOP drinking while on duty.
Ace: Heh. 'Duty', heheh.
143.) ENOUGH quoting cheesy romance scenes you read.
Ace: Some people don't appreciate good literature.
144.) AS WELL as descriptive sexual scenes.
Ace: Okay. You may have a point.
145.) STOP using you're newfound knowledge of reading for evil.
Ace: NEVER!
Rakuyo: Someone. Anyone, gag him please.
Ace: Run, run as fast as you can. You'll NEVER CATCH ME! I'm the gingerbread man!!
Jiru: STOP HIM!
146.) QUIT calling Namur (or ANY fishman) Sharkboy and Akainu Lava Girl.
Ace: They love it.
Vista: Wait till Akainu finds out.
147.) STOP telling people to 'get a room'.
Ace: Tell them to stop the PDA then!
148.) NO MORE using Pops's name in vain!
Ace: By Whitebeard, you are going to far!
Pops: Guarararara!
149.) NO taking life assurance out on Marco. It doesn't work.
Ace: Marco, why can't you just die and make me rich?!
Marco: What is WRONG with you, oi?!
150.) You will NOT break the fourth wall.
Ace: But the viewers love it. I mean, they like Deadpool for it enough.
Thatch: Yeah, but we're supposed to be unaware anime characters.
Ace: Good point.
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150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do
HumorThe division subordinates are getting mighty fed up with Ace's antics. What better way to deal with him? Make a rule list of course! Only Ace has some thoughts about the rules. Part 1 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Reposted from Ao3 & FF.net ...
