91.) You may not get caught by marines or bounty hunters.
Ace: It's not like I intentionally get caught!
92.) No, not even by beautiful, half-naked women.
Ace: I will admit that time it was intentional.
Kingdew: We know. you and Curiel are impossible sometimes.
Curiel: Hey! The Kuja weren't too mean and cruel to us. We had fun!
Ace: Yeah! Despite nearly getting castrated!
Namur: I...I don't even know what to say...Marco, help?
Marco: No comment...
93.) You can read. You must NOT pretend otherwise.
Ace: Well, when I first joined I couldn't read. Marco actually taught me.
Fossa: But now you can, quit being lazy. No one wants to read to you.
Ace: But you guys!
Marco: No, just no.
94.) Marco is not a giant chicken/pigeon/any other bid besides a phoenix. STOP calling him one.
Ace: I beg to differ yet again.
Marco: ....
95.) You are NOT allowed set your hair and body on fire, then run screaming through a quiet village.
Ace: But it was funny...
Izou: Not to those poor villages.
96.) You CAN'T befriend a cult and bring Thatch or Haruta to a ritual.
Ace: So mean!
Blenheim: Mean?! Why does this even need to be a rule Ace?
Ace: ...
97.) You are NOT allowed to sacrifice your crew mates during said cult ritual.
Ace: Fair 'nuff
Thatch: What is wrong with you?!?!
Haruta: How could you?!
Marco: You might want to break rule #80 now.
98.) QUIT referring to yourself as 'Fire Crotch'.
Ace: Put it's gonna be my new nickname! Instead of 'Fire Fist', I shall now be known as 'Fire Crotch'!
Everyone: NOO!!
Pops: Guararararara!!
99.) NO MORE letting people roast chestnuts over ANY part of your body.
Ace: Even my -----------
Izou: NO!! No one needs to even read that!!
Ace: Why must you cross out my words Izy...? *insert pouty face*
Izou: No one needs to know what you wrote!!
100.) QUIT trying to give the cooks tips on how to appropriately cook human beings.
Ace: But I have some VERY good recipes!!
Thatch: BUT WHY?!?!?!
Ace: If I told you, then I'd have to kill you.
Thatch: Eep! I can't tell if you're serious or not!
Ace: Good.
101.) STOP attempting to make a religion based on Hedonism.
Ace: But I already got a few people to join! I have a list of their names and everything!!
Marco: Izou...why?
Izou: Don't shame my religion, Marco.
102.) DO NOT attempt to become said religion's minister.
Ace: But it's my religion!!
103.) NO making any form of religion.
Ace: I am entitled to my own religion!!
Haruta: Yeah, when that religion makes sense.
Ace: Touché.
104.) QUIT stealing all linen on board to make a giant pillow and blanket fort.
Ace: None of you are allowed in Fort Fire Crotch then!!
Marco: Enough with the Fire Crotch nonsense, Ace!
105.) STOP teaming up with Thatch to make said forts.
Ace: But he's my co-general!
Thatch: You can't do this to us!!
Namur: They just did....
Ace+Thatch: Damn you!!!
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150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do
HumorThe division subordinates are getting mighty fed up with Ace's antics. What better way to deal with him? Make a rule list of course! Only Ace has some thoughts about the rules. Part 1 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Reposted from Ao3 & FF.net ...
