150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do

Rules #76-90

76.) NO MORE bringing bizarre/unknown creatures on board whenever we dock at a new island. No matter how cute/cool they are.

Ace: But Mr. Tango Mango loves it on board!

Thatch: That thing is an evil creature!

Ace: He's just trying to make friends, Thatch!

Thatch: He tried to eat my hand!

Ace: You shouldn't have been in his eating range!

Thatch: Are you serious!

77.) DO NOT make them yours, or any other's, division mascot...

Ace: But the First and Eighth division get mascots!!

Vista: Marco and Namur are not mascots, Ace.

Ace: Says you!

Marco: Says everyone, yoi.

Namur: I will eat you.

78.) OR teach them how to chase specific crew mates around.

Ace: But it's not like it could catch Jiru!!

Jiru: That's not the point!

79.) You can not climb Little Oars Jr. like a mountain.

Ace: But he finds it fun!!

Marco: But we don't when we have to fish you out the sea after you fall off.

Ace: ....

80.) He is also NEITHER your hiding spot or your body guard when people are mad at you.

Ace: But he's perfect to hide behind!

Haruta: You nearly suffocated from hiding in his hair....

Ace: Worth it.

81.) If you get a thought that makes you laugh for more than 20 seconds, just plain out assume you're NOT allowed to do it.

Ace: But that's basically every thought!

Rakuyo: We know...Trust me, we know.

82.) You are NOT allowed to make suggestions while drunk.

Ace: It's not like I get drunk a lot!

Izou: That's a lie...

Ace: Thatch gets drunk more than me. And he's worse!!

Thatch: Hey! That's not true!

Izou: That's a lie too.

Thatch: Whose side are you on, anyways?!

Izou: Mine, seeing as I have to deal with both of you drunkards.

Ace+Thatch: Hey!!

83.) You are NOT allowed to get drunk period while on board.

Ace: But! This is so uncool!

84.) You may NOT steal shirts because "they're evil".

Ace: They are though! Almost as bad as Vista's mustache.

Vista: Not this again....

85.) Do NOT dump stolen sleeping pills, or any other type of drug/narcotic, into the communal coffee pot.

Ace: That was once....

Izou: Ahem.

Ace: Okay, maybe more than once. But it was funny as hell, especially when he fell off the mast.

Marco: You have extra watch duty tonight.

Ace: Sorry...?

Marco: Too late.

86.) Do NOT switch the coffee to decaf. Marco's out for blood now.

Ace: Can I break rule #80 now....?

Jozu: No.

Ace: Please?

Marco: You can't hide from me Fire Fist.

Ace: Ack!

87). NOR may you switch it to espresso.

Ace: Yeah...That was a huge mistake I made. Sorry Haruta...

88.) You can NOT spike the coffee.

Ace: Another, although hilarious, mistake on my part.

Izou: Oh, you don't say?

89.) You are NOT allowed to hide, or hold hostage, the milk, sugar and creamer.

Ace: Apparently Marco drowns his with all three.

Marco: I do not!

Thatch: Uh, you kinda do.

Marco: Zip it.

90.) STOP staring, deep in thought, for hours on end while occasionally giggling.

Ace: It's funny how scared you guys gets though. Hehe.

Atmos: To you, maybe.