Hermione Granger x female reader one shots

Talking about Hermione?

Warning: excessive language, like an uncomfortable amount

Ron: I'm crushing on someone

You: spill

Harry: brilliant! who is it

Ron: ok well we all know her, she's super hot, a like bit of freckles, and bushy brunette hair.

You: wait you talking about-you talking about Hermione?

Ron: yup

You: wait Hemrione-like Hermione Granger with the brains, and the badass attitude, and a literal queen who is good at everything-ifykwim, that one?

Ron: uh yeah

You: shit man I fucked your bitch

Ron: w-what

You: like once, maybe twice, OH no I'd say like four-five times not including like an hour ago anyways have you told her yet

Ron: h-huh

You: I'm only kidding mate

Ron: oh thank go-

You: we didn't fuck five times

Ron: phew-

You: we fucked like eight times including an hour ago-anyway my bad-you were saying

Harry: I-uh-uhm-er-BrIlLiAnT

Ron: I-I haven't told her how I feel about her yet

You: good don't

Ron: what why?

You: because me and Hermione have been going out for 5 months dipshit

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A/n: Hey future me, yes I am writing this in case I can't upload so here you go whenever I decide to upload it also sorry it's short.
Byeeee
-Autumn