Stolas: *annoyed* Um, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!
The imp covers Stolas's mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the imp with a pistol
Stolas: Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones
Millie: He's uh... busy
Moxxie: Being a fool
Stolas: What kind of fool?
Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind
Stolas leaves the imps, dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia in (Y/N) arms while riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying
Stolas: Octavia...
Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown
Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun
Octavia: I didn't even want to come here!
Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I- I thought you loved it here
Octavia: When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other, and my dad didn't flirt with some weird red dickhead the entire time
Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's a lot I uh-- I should have listened
Octavia: I just want to go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore. You ruined it *berries into (Y/N)'s neck while he's rubbing her back*
Stolas: You need to understand, your mother and I... I just--I felt-- she's always been... I haven't been--we weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words
Octavia: Are you going to run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?
Stolas: *emphatically* What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it anyway
They hug and Octavia smiles, then (Y/N) carries, bridal style, Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade, (Y/N) senses this but couldn't summon a gun then Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The imp is immediately turned to stone on the spot, and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. (Y/N), Stolas and Octavia leave the park gates
Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?
Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there
Stolas: *reluctantly* Hmmm. Okay...
(Y/N): Sweet, I love clothing there! But nothing, can beat Hot Topic
Octavia: Oh, can we go there after Stylish Occults?!
Stolas: Of course, Via
Octavia: Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes
Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank --
A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, screaming. All three land in front of Stolas, Octavia and (Y/N)
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A punk even after death (Male reader x Hazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss Harem)
Fanfiction(Y/N) was just your everyday lowlife, drug dealing, drinking, killing, staying out all night and sleeping all day, beating the shit of people who didn't pay him until one day he got jumped by a few gang members then got killed and mugged
Chapter 4. I f**king hate theme parks
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