Groovy Baby ~That 70s show Steven Hyde story

Forty-three

The guys all sat on the bed around Eric. Fez started reaching for a toy but Eric stopped him. "Don't... touch the G.I.Joes." Eric threatned

"Hey, Eric, did you-" Lana started but Eric covered her mouth with his hand

"Hey, Sis, can we not talk? Thanks." Eric said finally taking his hand off her mouth. 

Lana had enough of him. SHe knew he was hurting but they were trying to help and he was just being a jerk.

"Fine," Lana said getting up, "We're going to Funland." The guys all got up and started following her out the room.

"Good. Go." Eric said not caring

"You know what?" Fez said turing around, "I'm glad you are not going to Funland...because you will suck the fun right out of it. And then-And then it would just be called ''Landland.''

Fez walked out of the room and walked back in agin

"I'm sorry. I'll get you a candy apple, okay?" Fez apologized before running out to catch up with the others.

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The gang minus Eric and Donna were finally at Funland. Lana was wearing a jean skirt and a long sleeves baseball tee with blue on the sleeves. She also had on a white braided belt, and white sneakers. She had her hair down with braids on either side.

Lana felt bad about leaving Eric but there wasn't anything she could do if he wasn't ready it talk about it. 

She loved Funland, except for the roller coasters. SHe still hadn't gotten over her fear of them since she was a child. But she was still excited for the games, food, and hangout outside of her basement for once.

"Okay, Michael, we have to stay together," Jackie reminded him, "Every time we come here you get lost."

"Damn,Jackie, there's fun around every corner." Kelso explained as if that was an excuse

"Michael, what are the rules?"

"Uh, no hitting you from behind with the bumper cars." Kelso nodded

"And?" Lana asked

"And...no riding the goats at the petting zoo." Kelso said after a moment of thought

"And?" Jackie asked. Kelso stood there for a few seconds and couldn't think of the most important rule

"We have to stay together, Michael!" Jackie yelled

"Fine!" Kelso groaned

"Balloons!" Kelso said seeing some walk by

"Stay!" Jackie yelled at him like a child.

Lana was not in the mood to babysit Kelso and walkover to Hyde and Fez. A guy in a dog costum came running over and almost knocked Lana down by accident.Hyde pulled her closer to him and was staring daggers into the guy through his sunglasses.

"Hey there, kids!" The guy said in a goofy voice putting his hand on Fez and Hydes shoulders. "I'm Woofy, the Funland Dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun!" he said  patting the top of Hyde's head every time he said fun

"Touch me like that again...you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw!" Hyde threatend

"Oh. Okeydokey," THe guy said still in character, "Well, I'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw." He then laughed and howled walking away

"Wow two whole minutes before you threaten someone," Lana said turning to Hyde, "That has to be a new record."

"Oh, my God! That was Woofy, and he talked to us!" Fez sais astonished 

"Ok Guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up." Jackie said

"How about the corner of Fun Street and Fun Boulevard?" Lana suggested pointing to the signs, everyone nodded.

"Yeah I mean, that should be easy enough for even Michael to remember." Jackie said turning to Kelso, but he already took off, "Michael?Great. Now we'll never find him."