Before You Say Goodbye | George and Fred

d e d r i c

FRED,

The Triwizard Tournament is over! Unfortunately, a fellow student, Cedric Diggory, died. It is absolutely horrible and I send my regards to his father. We didn't know him well because he was a Hufflepuff so it wasn't like loosing a friend. Can you imagine?

Anyways, you know what you said? When the band quieted down and we realized Harry brought a dead body back and we realized it was Cedric's, you said, "I'm going to call him Dedric now."

Fred, that is horrible. Somebody dies and that is what you say? I'm not great myself because I laughed at your joke. Even though he died, it was still funny! Little did I know, it wasn't a joke because now you keep saying Dedric non-stop. When ever people hear you say it they do not laugh. But you do. You're twisted.

DEDRIC