Officer Goodbody (summary)

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"Officer Goodbody! How nice of you to drop by!" Stiles wasn't aware that Jackson arranged a stripper for Danny, but he suddenly wants to bow down for the apparent greatness that is Jackson Whittemore. All those years of being groomed by Lydia have finally paid off, if he was willing to shell out the dough to pay for this top notch adult entertainment. Because a stripper with those looks can't be cheap. The guy hasn't even removed a single piece of clothing and Stiles is already hot under the collar. It might have something to do with the way his black leather jacket spans his shoulders. Or the way his pants cling to those muscled thighs.

"The name is Hale," the 'police officer' says.

I watched the Friends episode with Danny Devito as a cop stripper and somehow that led to this story with Stiles mistaking Derek for a stripper

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I watched the Friends episode with Danny Devito as a cop stripper and somehow that led to this story with Stiles mistaking Derek for a stripper. Expect lots of silly jokes and Stiles talking himself into trouble. Oh, and a bit of Christmas. With dick-decorations sprinkled on top.

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