Rumour: okay let's see what the bowl has in store for me today *takes out a dare from the dare bowl* recap a segment from Fantasia...while intoxicated?
Werner: vhy do you have to be drunk?
Rumour: if I knew I'd tell you. Ya Know I feel like I can do this dare
Werner: alright you go babe
Rumour: but I will only get drunk if you get drunk with me
Werner: vhat? Vhy you vhant me to get drunk vhen you do she recap?
Rumour: because honey I don't want to be the only one acting like a fool
Werner: ehhhh fine
Rumour: great I'll get the drinks *goes to kitchen to get some alcohol and glasses*
Werner: by she vay vhich zegment are ya gonna do?
Rumour: *from the kitchen* hmmm I think I will the dance of the Hours segment
Werner: oh zhats a good eins
Rumour: *comes back in holding some bottles and two glasses* okay I've got some whiskey and a bit of vodka *places the bottles on the table hands Werner a glass then sits down next to him*
Werner: vow you collect zhe ztuff
Rumour: yeah now let's get buzzed then I'll attempt the recap
Werner: k
(A few drinks later) k
Rumour: *giggling* wooooo
Werner: ya *hic* zh-zhink ya ready to doooooooo *hic* zhe recap
Rumour: *hic* *hic* yep *clears throat* sooo we start offff in this stage thing *hic* annnd then the-the rise up and we see a sleep ostrich by the name of ma-ma-Madame Upanova
Werner: you're doing *burp* okay
Rumour: so she wakes up and ummm by the way just to let you guys know sheee has *hic* has
Werner: has?
Rumour: male ostrich feathers
Werner: *giggles*
Rumour: so-so she then she wakes up Her students they do some ballet and Upanova gives em some fruit and then she gets herself some grapes but her are *burp* greedy and want them so she runs offff they chase her have a little tussle and the grapes fall into and then....
Werner: *hic* vhat?
Rumour: bubbles! Arise from the fountain the ostrich's run away cause there scared I guess then emerges a lady hippo and hyacinth is her name. Oh my head is swimming I don't think I can do this
Werner: ya give up *burp* okay
Rumour: *hic* aw my gawd thanks for being so-*kisses him*
Werner: *surprised then kisses back while grabbing her shoulders*
Both: *move out of view from camera and you can hear make out noises*
Katzenwagen: *looks at his two owners on the couch* meow *goes wide eyed then knocks the camera over turning it off*
