Rumour: we are so sorry we are late again
Werner: der autor hat vergessen es uns noch einmal zu sagen (covers mouth with hands)
Rumour: Werner what wrong with you?
Werner: ich weib nicht dass mit meiner stimme etwas passiert sein muss das mich dazu gebracht hat kein englisch mehr zu sprechen
Rumour: now no one can understand you I guess I better sing a song by myself is that okay
Werner: in ordnung
Rumour: okay then
Rumour: if you've got romance on your mind if you'd like to stroll hand in hand if you want to cuddle in the moonlight and whisper "ain't love grand" if you want someone to buy that sweet talk that you guys all love to spout (walks around in A circle and moving as if she was swinging a tail) baby (winks) count me out
Werner: (blushing) (whispers to readers) ich wusste nicht dass ein lied das Von einem hund gesungen wird so gut klingen wurde wenn sie Von ihr gesungen wird
Rumour: if you want to dance (put hands on cheeks)cheek to cheek then go home and talk (makes phone gesture with her hand) all night long (magics flower to hand) if you want to send somebody flowers ( throws flower to readers ) and share a stupid song if you want a woman who believes that you're what her life's all about baby count me out I've been there I've done that it's nowhere it's old hat forget those thoughts (crosses arms) you're thinking mister and just regard me as your sister (climbs on the table)
Werner: (gives her a card)
Rumour: if you want to send valentines (puts card in pocket) if you want to write poetry (climbs off table and walks away) here's a little change go call somebody (walks by fans and they blow her dress up) (blushes and pushes her skirt down) who doesn't look like me and if you've got plans to fall in love without a shadow of a doubt baby Count me out that's what I said I said baby count me out hound dog
Rumour: how'd I do
Werner: du hast fantastisch gemacht
Rumour: do you remember what you did to have you only speak German?
Werner: leider nicht
Rumour: so for a bit this is gonna be a little hard for me and you readers to understand what he's saying so I have to look in my spell book for A remedy but it will take some time
Werner: ich hoffe nicht zu viel zeit
Rumour: and that means I'll have to do all the singing myself for a bit
