(AU: yes I know I've been gone for a long while but what can I say I'm lazy)
Rumour: (belly is full grown) welcome back
Werner: finally ve've been gone awhile
Rumour: but we got a dare
Werner: yep
Rumour: it's from Fandom-artist and it's says we have to meet someone called Ena
Werner: und make zure not to make her cry
Rumour: now hi Ena
Werner: zup
Ena: hey guys so when's the baby due
Rumour: somewhere in September
Ena: okay and another question
Werner: vhats zhat?
Ena: how are you pregnant? your an arthropod not a mammal
Rumour: well that's simple this is a fanfiction
Werner: yeah
Ena: oh that makes sense well bye *leaves threw the window*
Rumour: bye
Werner: buh bye
Rumour: so anyway something we've doing during this pregnancy is culturing our child before they're born
Werner: yep ve've got all the right ztuff *takes out a bunch of books* like Harry Potter Narnia und zhe hunger games
Rumour: we also been reading up on parenting tips to get ready and started making the nursery
Werner: vere giving like neutral colours because ve don't know zhe gender
Rumour: that's right so manly creams and greens and a few farm animals
