The songs of Christmas#8

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Rumour: (sitting on chair) I honestly have no idea what's gonna happen Werner just went off into the dressing room with Cagney and Grim i'm excited i'm confused
Werner: (making noises from behind the curtain) put zhe Thing on
Cagney: it's tight
Werner: keep trying even if it hurts
Grim: can Everyone please calm down
Rumour: what are they up to?

(Lights dim and the music starts) rumour:  it's starting just for fun (Pulls out phone and presses record)
(Lights come on and reveal Werner dressed as snowwhite Cagney dressed as Cinderella and grim dressed as sleeping beauty)
Werner: zhey call me a damsel in distress because I Von mian Prize
Cagney: The one with the Kingdom( makes circles around his eyes ) and the big brown eyes
Grim: the with the Voice like A moonlight music
All: oh my oh my does he know how to use it
Werner: (Pulls a clothed male mannequin out from the curtain)
Rumour: (dying of laughter)
All: i'm not playing with ya (passing the Makanna to each other) he looks into your eyes he knows just want to say to ya
Cagney: (hugs the manikin) he's so beautiful that's the consensus
All: ( all of them put their hands on there knees) I bet the crown jewels I will be his princess I like him for his smile (grim points to his smile) I like him for his hair (Werner points to the top of his head) I like him for his style (Cagney points to the dress that he is wearing) I like him because he's so debonair
Cagney: he's my trophy boy
Grim: my trophy boy
Werner: mian trophy boy
All: I want him for myself I wanna lock him down (still passing around mannequin until it is passed to grim Grim then raises up The mannikins hand and he puts up his own hand showing his ring finger Cagney and Werner show their ring finger as well) I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
Grim: (pushes manikin Alway) he's my trophy boy
Werner: (trips over his heel) mian trophy boy
Cagney: (mannequin falls on his shoe so he then kicks it) my trophy boy
Rumour: (still laughing like a mad Woman)
Cagney: (picks up mannequin and pushes him around to make it look like he's walking) he's so vicious so totally run away
Grim: (takes the mannequin off Cagney and spins him around) I know I wasn't listening but he is totally funny
Werner: (takes manikin away from grim but not before it catches hold of grims skirt while trying to get grims skirt
Of the mannikins hand he is still singing) und I don't even care if he ever makes a sound (after giving up he spins the manikin hoping it comes off but instead Grims skirt gets ripped off)
All: (Werner and Cagney are helping grim Cover his underwear) Just as long as when you see me he's around and he's bound to me I like for his smile I like him for his hair I like in for his style (all three points at the mannequins clothes) I like him because he is so debonair he's my trophy boy my trophy boy my trophy boy (Cagney picks up the mannequin and spins him around but it grabs hold of both Cagney and Werner's skirts and tears them off) I want him for myself I lock him down I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown he's my trophy boy my trophy boy my trophy boy
Cala: (comes on the stage and gets in dreamy position with the manikin)
All the boys: oh oh oh my gosh oh my fairy godmother won't you call this boys mama
Cala: (pushes mannequin away)
All boys: and tell her that I love her
Cala: (does a fake gasp and then goes back behind the curtain)
All: yeah I like him for smile I like him for his hair I like him for his style
Werner: (brings manikin back into the centre)
All: I like him cause he is so debonair (pushing the mannequin each other) he's my trophy boy my trophy boy my trophy boy (they pushed The mannequin around so much his head fell off)
Grim: (catches head gets freaked out and throws it)
Cagney: (kicks it)
Werner: (catches head and puts it back on)
All: I want him for myself I want to lock him down I want that ring on my finger (Grims Crown falls off) like I want that crown he's my trophy boy my trophy boy my trophy boy
Grim: I need a trophy boy yeah
All: (start laughing like crazy)

Rumour: oh my God that was hilarious
Werner: I'm glad you liked it
Grim: that was fun
Cagney: honestly it went much smoother in our heads but the way it turned out is what makes it funny
Rumour: (posts video she took on her Facebook) it is
Werner: vait did you record shis
Rumour: yes I did
Cagney: (Face palms) oh my God
Grim: I am nervous about that
Rumour: don't be grim they're going to love it
Werner: you know Shey are
Rumour: oh and by the way Werner
Werner: hmmm
Rumour: you've got some nice underwear (leaves)
Werner: (entire face including ears red)
Cagney and grim: (giggling)
Werner: z-zhut up

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Authors note: i've decided that I'm not gonna be doing the songs of Christmas thing anymore because of how long it takes me to get chapters out seriously this was meant to be on the 8th but now it's on the 13th so we're not gonna be doing this Christmas thing anymore it was fun well it lasted but you can ask questions again bye for now

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