(Quick au: hey so I haven't updated this in like forever. and I think you should know updates are probably gonna be slow and sorry for keeping you waiting)
Rumour: hello everyone
Werner: sup
Rumour: so we have a question to answer. but before we do there's something we gotta let you readers know about
Werner: it's zomething made up by us called "December dares"
Rumour: basically we've gotten our friends to write some dares for us
Werner: vhich ve don't really in shis book
Rumour: and they've been put in this bowl *shows everyone a big green glass bowl with bits of paper in it* *puts bowl on table*
Werner: und everyday in December up until Christmas time either one of us takes out a piece of paper and does she dare
Rumour: if we don't do the dare we get an water bucket poured on our head
Werner: have ve explained enough yet?
Rumour: yes. now on to the question so this one's pretty old and it's from our good friend DebbieJones305. it says what's in the air vent
Werner: oh I remember telling you zhis vhen you got back from hanging vith Cala
Rumour: you did. so apparently katzenwagen followed something with his eyes on the wall which Werner couldn't see
Werner: und his eyes Then vent to she air vent
Rumour: and I was told we both took a look. And it was completely empty
Werner: to shis day ve still don't know vhy he did shis
Rumour: but we still love him
Katzenwagen: meow *nuzzles rumour and Werner* purr purr
Both: *pet his head*
Rumour: aww Werner you're really good at creati-
Werner: *covers her mouth with hand* *whispers* shhh he doesn't know he's robotic please don't zay stuff like zhat round him *takes hand away*
Rumour: *whispers* oh okay
Katzenwagen: *is a little confused but then just walks away*
Rumour: that was close. Anyway he's really cute you did a good job
Werner: thanks. Now ve gotta-
*both hear noises from a corner in the room* *they turn towards the corner*
Cupheart: *just sitting in the room, playing on phone*
Rumour: who is that little girl? Why does she look like cups and mugs?
Werner: how did she get in here?
Cupheart: *intense cursing* WHY THE F*** DO YOU FALL OF THE D*** STAGE B****
Rumour: *shocked* goodness such strong words from such a young child
Werner: ya know these days it's not zhat zurprising
Rumour: well I guess that's true
Cupheart: * notices is that they've noticed her* oh hey rumour hey Werner my name is cupheart I'm a character that belongs to @CROB_milkcokie and was just playing cookie run in the corner of this because for some reason I wanted to well I guess I better get going *climbs out the window*
Both: *very confused*
Werner: zhis just keeps getting stranger
Rumour: agreed. However it does make it more fun
Werner: yeah I guess
Rumour: okay so who's going to take out the first dare?
Werner: I don't know
Rumour: hmmmm. Rock Paper Scissors loser goes first winner goes next and it's like that rest of the way?
Werner: you're on
Rumour: k let's go
*They play Rock Paper Scissors and Rumour picks Paper while Werner does a gun gesture*
Rumour: what are you doing? guns aren't a thing in this game
Werner: listen babe I'm scared of she dare bowl because I don't know what they've put in zhere zo I make the gun und definitely beats paper
Rumour: oh but what this is really *turns her hand diagonally* a riot shield *smirks*
Werner: okay you got me zhere i go first
Rumour: here you go *gives Werner the dare bowl*
Werner: *takes out a dare and opens it* it says try to get a piece of popcorn of your nose using your tongue
Rumour: oh alright I have a packet of popcorn in my handbag *takes out handbag* *opens and rummages though handbag*
Werner: vhy?
Rumour: *stops and looks at him* you never know when you might want some popcorn *looks back to her bag* found it *takes out a small pack of cheesy popcorn opens it and places a piece on Werner's nose* there we go now get it of with your tongue
Werner: here ve go *attempts to get the popcorn of his nose with his tongue but is having some trouble*
Rumour: having a bit of trouble there honey
Werner: a little bit but I'm not giving up *continues then finally get it off his nose*
Rumour: well done
Werner: *licks his lips* zhats good popcorn. can eat zhe rest of zhat?
Rumour: sure *gives him the packet*
Werner: thanks
(Another au: hey so I've got a new Christmas thing for this book which I hope to finish this time. and another thing for this you can make up your own dares for the dare bowl Because I don't think i can think of dares all by myself so you can write some in the comments if you want to. Well talk to you later bye bye for now)
