Rumour: *focusing hard on her DS* Werner: *whispering* Rumour is currently trying to catch a shiny onix zo till zhes done I'm gonna do zome answering. *normal voice again* zo *picks up two pieces of paper with one being attached to a box* I zhink I'll ztart vith zhis one *puts down the box* from are good friend DebbieJones305 oh zhes wishing us luck vith zhe baby how nice Rumour: OH MY GOD Werner: *looks at her* did you find it!? Rumour: YES Werner: good job Rumour: don't congratulate me now I haven't caught yet! *goes back to focusing* Werner: good luck *turns back to the readers* anyway on to zhe other one *picks up the paper from the box* from Fandom-artist it zays here is a Firey, Leafy, Pen und woody plushies for your troubles oh zhats vhats in zhe box will open it later now let's continue do ve know inanimate insanity ja ve do its eins of our favourites und finally zhe says zhanks for answering all her questions it must be annoying for the same person asking questions over und over nain it's really not crazyfoxy666 does zhe same on azk books Rumour: Gotcha! Werner: *turns back to her* you caught it! Rumour: of course I caught it. Now I just save *saves game* and off *turns off Her DS and sets it down* okay let's open this-*clutches her belly* ohhh Werner: Vhats wrong! Rumour: WERNER I THINK ITS TIME Werner: CRAP VE GOT TO GO Both: *grab there masks and run out the door*
*Driving to the hospital*
Werner: *speeding down the road in his soup can tank with Rumour while beeping the horn* OUT ZHE VAY ZHE QUEEN IS IN LABOUR Rumour: *breathing heavily* eh uh how much longer till we get there?! Werner: I'm going as fast as I can Rumour: *water breaks* my water just broke! Werner: *turns to her* oh god ve got to hurry Rumour: WERNER KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD! Werner: *looks back the road and sees Cala and bon bon crossing the street holding shopping bags* OH GOD Bon Bon: (to Cala) thanks for coming with me Cala: (to Bon Bon) no problem- Werner *beeps horn* LOOK OUT Both: *turn heads* AAAAAAH *dodge out the way just in time* Rumour: sorry guys we're in a rush!
*the soup can tank turns round the corner*
Cala: what was that abou- Both: *gasp and look at each other* the baby! Bon Bon: we have to tell everyone Both: *run to tell everyone*
*at the hospital*
Rumour: *in hospital gown while in hospital bed* ah ahh Werner: *beside her* it's gonna be okay here comes zhe doctor und nurse The doctor and the nurse: *enter the room* Doctor: alright your highness let's have this baby *gets in position to deliver the baby* alright now push Rumour: *starts pushing* ahhh ah ah Werner: you can do it! Cala: *pops head in* come on Rumour push! Werner: Cala? Vhat are you doing here? Cala: none of us would miss this Werner: us? Hilda: *pops head in too* yeah everyone's here Rumour: oh thanks guys *continues to push* Cala and Hilda: *Leave* Doctor: okay I can see the head Nurse: keep pushing Werner: come on ve can do zhis *gives her his hand* Rumour: *grabs* ah ah ahhh *squeezes Werner's hand hard* Werner: *winces in pain* Doctor: okay okay one more push Rumour: AHHHHHHHH *baby comes out covered in blood* Baby: *crying* Doctor: congratulations *checks baby* it's a boy Rumour: oh my god Werner our baby's here Werner: can't believe it ether babe Doctor: *gives the baby to the nurse* will you please clean him up Nurse: of course doctor *goes to clean up the baby* Doctor: again congratulations you too. What are you going to name him? Rumour: ummm oddly enough I want to name him onix Doctor: onix? Werner: vhy's zhat? Rumour: well I did catch a shiny onix today and why not celebrities name their babies unique names all the time Werner: hmm yeah zhat zounds good Doctor: alright then I'll get the paper for you and then- Nurse: What the?! Everyone else: *looks towards her* Doctor: nurse what's wrong? Nurse: look at this kids eyes *shows onix to them so they can see he has bug like eyes unlike Rumour and Werner's more human like ones* Rumour: oh my Werner: whoa Doctor: fascinating Rumour: well that just makes him even more unique. Can I hold my baby now Nurse: oh of course *wraps up onix and gives him to rumour* Onix: *baby noises* Rumour: Hi were your mama and dada Werner: hey Onix: *more baby noises* Werner: he's gonna do amazing things
(Here is a picture of onix all dressed up and with a dummy)
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