TRIGGER WARNINGS: none
AN: Idk what this is... just some funny morning texts between the boys I guess. Vote and comment, maybe it will inspire me to write better content lolol
~corpse pov~
Sykkuno: Hey, are you awake?
Corpse: Yeah
Sykkuno: Come in here.
Corpse: To your room?
Sykkuno: Yeah.
Corpse: Why?
Sykkuno: No reason...
Corpse: You're gonna make me get you something so that you can stay in bed, aren't you?
Sykkuno: No...
Corpse: :/
Sykkuno: Okay! Yes! I was!
Corpse: wtf dude? I'm comfortable in my bed too! You're so heartless sometimes
Sykkuno: My blankets are warm and my headphones are all the way over on the desk.
Corpse: I'm not your servant, asshole
Sykkuno: Fine, I'll do without my headphones.
~20 minutes later~
Sykkuno: Where's our cat?
Corpse: She has a name
Sykkuno: *sigh* Where's Emily?
Corpse: In my bed
Sykkuno: Why??? Why does she always choose to sleep with you??
Corpse: I think I'm the alpha of the house
Sykkuno: WHY??
Corpse: I'm just manly
Sykkuno: And I'm not? Is this a voice related thing?
Corpse: Maybe...
Sykkuno: No fair! I can't help it that my voice is like a little flute.
Corpse: Don't ever say that again, but also thanks for proving my point. I'm the alpha for sure
I hear some movement in the hallway but I don't think much of it until my door bursts open, revealing my roommate.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I groan.
He marches over to my bed and takes our cat in his arms before marching out of my room.
"What the fuck?" I shout again.
"That's payback for not helping me earlier and then insulting my manliness!" He shrieks.
Corpse: *middle finger emoji*
Sykkuno: Is that your most used emoji?
Corpse: ...
Sykkuno: I'll take that as a yes.
Corpse: *middle finger emoji*
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Corpse Husband Oneshots
Fanfiction(Yes, I changed the cover art.) The title really says it all. I'm disappointed in the amount of Corpsy fanfic available so I'm gonna write my own :) NO SMUT I'll add trigger warnings to each story.
