//at the mall\\
Caesar: *looking around* hmmm... where is that yaoi idiot... <(ō_ō )> <( ō3ō)> ? *sees Poland* Poland!
Poland: *waiting outside a fitting room* *looks at Caesar* like, hi, Cracker~!
Caesar: *mutters* great, now he's doing it... *normal voice* have you seen Miyu anywhere?
Poland: oh! She's like, totally trying on some stuff I gave her!
*dressing room opens*
Poland: so like, what do you think, Cracker?
Miyu: *is wearing a short, pink, frilly and puffy dress* P-Poland, this REALLY isn't my--!! *sees Caesar* AIIYYEE!!! *hides behind Poland*
Caesar: *nosebleed* -_- really, Poland?
Poland: Miyu, you totally look like, super cute~!!
Philippines: *is wearing a shorter dress similar to Miyu's* *runs to Miyu* NOOOO!!!! *also hides behind Poland*
France: *running towards Philippines* COME BACK!!!!
Caesar: I don't understand what's happening... *bigger nosebleed*
Poland: me and France got to like, totally dress them up! ^_^
France: *holds up multiple other dresses and skirts* I STILL 'AVE ZHESE!! (These XD)
Miyu and Philippines: WE REGRET LETTING THEM DO THIS!!! \(TT0TT)/
Japan and China: *appear out of nowhere knock out France*
China: PHILIPPINES, ARU!!! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Japan: we heard your cry of distress!
Poland: *steps away so they can see Philippines and Miyu* like, what do you think? Totally cute, right?
Japan and China: *nosebleed* uhhhhh...
Japan: *whispers* why doesn't China wear something rike that...
Caesar: wait, WHAT?! 0_0
Japan: nani? You must be hearing things, hehe
Philippines and Miyu: *look at each other* this is going nowhere... *run away*
Poland: WAIT, LIKE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! (/;0;)/
//at Canada's house\\
Philippines: OUT OF ALL THE OTHER PLACES--!!! >///<
Miyu: Canada's probably the only person who'll help us!!
Philippines: fine. *mutters* England would have probably helped us... -3-
Miyu: *knocks on door* let's just hope he's alone...
*door opens*
???: 0///0
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ERMAHGERD THIS WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN TO WRITE >w<
I'll make part two soon ^3^
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HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
