Me and my cousin were talking on the phone a couple days ago and I thought she said "got shot my a dog!" This is what I pictured in my mind:
Dog: *grabs machine gun* HEY HUMAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTING A LEASH ON ME!!! *shoots*
Caesar: (/0o0)/ IM SOOORRYYY IT'S THE LAW!!!
*pew pew pew*
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Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
