Philippines, Cracker, China, Japan, Canada, and Spain: *sitting around and talking (while Philippines sat as far as she could from Spain)*
Miyu: *runs in at full speed and crashes into Philippines* *talks with a slurred voice* PHILIPPERNES...!!! Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm not feeling sho good... *suddenly snatches Spain's tomato* what are YOU doing here, ya ugleh tomato? Nobody invited you to sha parteh! *crushes it with her fist and jumps up and down on it*
Spain: D:
Everybody else except for Caesar: o_e ...
Caesar: *trying to hold in laughter* XD I put something her morning milkshake
Miyu: A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P!! Q R S, T U V, W X, Y AND Z!! NOW I KNOW MY A B C'S!! NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME?!?!
China: okay... that IS kinda funny, aru...
Miyu: *points at Japan* YOU!!! *throws a banana at his face and takes one for herself*
Japan: 0_0 *has literally no idea*
Miyu: *puts banana to ear like a phone* ring ring ring!
Japan: ?????!?!?!?!
Miyu: ring ring ring! ...RING RING RING!!!!! *opens banana up and smushes it on Japan's face* WHY DO YOU NOT ANSHER MY CALL?! I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU MORE CHINAXJAPAN--
Canada: *has tranquilized Miyu* ... 0-0
Miyu: Miyu bridge ish falling fallin' down, fallin' down, fall... in'... dow... n... *falls face-first on the smushed tomato*
Japan: ...werr... that was... not normar...
Caesar: I'll just, uhhh... *attempts to pick Miyu's body up, but miserably fails and drops her multiple times*
Philippines: *has a shipping idea* Spain, *shivers* stop moping over the stupid tomato- you can get another one- and bring Miyu to her room!
Spain: *picks up Miyu bridal-style*
Philippines: *gets as far as she can from Spain, and takes a picture of him and Miyu* -w-
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Sorry, I forgot to say MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY ALL BEAUTIFUL READERS!!!
MERRY (very late) CHRISTMAS!!!!!
I hope you got what you really wanted! I did! *pulls out headphones and a TMNT 2015 calendar* >w< YAY~! TMNT FOR THE ENTIRE 2015~!!!! AND NOW I CAN LISTEN TO MY VOCALOID AND HETALIA CHARACTER SONGS WITHOUT MY FAMILY LOOKING AT ME LIKE IMMA WEIRDO!!!
One time, my little brother called Pub and Go! "Weird."
So I drew a mustache on his face in permanent marker overnight... I got grounded for a little while, BUT I HID MY IPOD SO THEY COULDN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! HAHAHHAHA!!!
Oh, I watched Earth to Echo last Monday, and OH MY ARCEUS WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE!!!
So inspirational... ;w;
It's one of my favorites now >w<
ANYWAYSSS...
~Your Miyu-ness (haha lol idk XD), OUT!!!
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Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
