Ahhhhh, sorry guys/gals this took FOREVER for me to make! (>_<) Forgive meeeeeehhhh!!!
Karla: One of my cousins and bff's
Copperhead: One of my online buddy's! @Copperhead626
Jenny: One of my bff's! @Zshark_16
Angelina: One my bff's! @Batman_Beast
And you guys/gals know who Jessica and Raven are, right-aru? (haha, I had to XP. Those who are familiar with hetalia know who I'm talking about. XD)
Oh, Imaginary Caesar is an OC (original character)!
Caesar: oh, so I'm just an OC to you?! *snaps in 'Z' formation and puts hands on hips* NUH-UH, GURL!!!
*Totally ignores him* And also, I had to change Aluri's (me) name, because I remembered where I got it from, and I was getting pretty sick of it, too. Hurhur. So now I'm Insane Miyu. I LIKE IT!!! \(@▽@)/ I probably won't go back and change it, because... *feebly raises hand* it's... too far...
Cracker: why? Just why?
Miyu (remember that's meeee~): *smirks* CRACKERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO ARGUE!!
Cracker: (o_e) ... *stomps and pouts* I'M CAESAR, GOSH DAMMIT!!
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Slendy: *le asking questions* okay, which is better, pancakes or waffles?
Miyu, Jessica, Karla, and Jenny: PANCAKES!! (/^w^)/
Toby, Copperhead, Raven, Angelina and Caesar: WAFFLES!! <(<.<)>
Slendy: now wait, children-
Karla: THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Toby: CHOOSE YOUR TEAMS!!!!
EVERYBODY GOES TO DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE ROOM
Miyu: *whispers* C'mon, girls! We can do this.
Jessica: r-right! Lets show 'em what we're made of!
Jenny: alright! *holds out fist*
Everyone who is a Pancake: *fistbumps* FOR PANCAKES!!!
Karla: so what's our plan?
Pancakes: *puts on thinking caps* hmmmm...
OVER AT THE WAFFLE CAMP
Raven: pshh... waffles are waaaayyyy better!
Toby: YES
Angelina: we must get rid of pancakes!!
Copperhead: how to they EAT it?!
Caesar: ...I have a confession to make!
Waffles: *stares* ...?
Caesar: I... LOVE PANCAKES!!!
Waffles: *gasp* no...
Caesar: hehe, just kidding! (^-^)
Waffles: ... (*^*)
Raven: riiiighhtt... so anyone have any ideas?
Toby: well duh, we take their Pancake War Flag down! *rolls eyes*
Copperhead: *slaps Toby with waffle* baka. HOW are we going to do that?!
Toby: *rubs cheek* oh.
Angelina: maybe we could... no. Oh, we could... no, that won't work, either. We can... *sighs* no.
Slendy: err... children, maybe this is... a little too much?
Everybody: *freezes and slowly turns to look at him* ... (o_e)
Slendy: *sighs and turns around to leave* tell me who wins
Everybody: *continues chatting like nothing happened* v(^o^)/
PANCAKE CAMP
Jessica: *teaches battle moves.* -then you kick them, a-and they'll fall down.
Jenny: *teaches all type of pressure points* -and that one can lead to DEATH!!
(A/N: she actually knows all these different pressure points that can knock a person out or even KILL THEM!! haha that's my gurl~)
Angelina: *teaches stealth* -but you have to be careful, or else you'll alert them!
Miyu: *teaches insanity... okay, maybe a little sanity* -THEN YOU CHOP IT!!! LAUGH AT THEIR BLEEDING, EMPTY SOULS!!! *laughs like a maniac*
Other pancakes: oohh! *takes more notes*
Jessica: wha...? *point near Pancake War Flag*
Waffles: *about to grab flag*
Miyu: ERMAHGERD!! THEY'RE GUNNA GET OUR FLAG!!!
Miyu lunges...
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Miyu: HAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER!!... okay, sorry if its not funny, I tried! *puppy eyes*
Ernywers (anyways), what will happen next?! YOU DECIDE AT GOLDFISH CRACKERS OR WHATEVER DOT COM!! Hur, just kidding, this isn't a Goldfish Crackers commercial. XD
Part two on the way!
............ now I'm craving Goldfish Crackers... ~(🔮▽🔮)~🐟
(My Goldfish Cracker fail ⬆ XD)
OH OH OH OOOOHHHH (no dirty thoughts XD)!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR 300+ READS!!!!! ASDFGHJKLQWERTY!!! WOOWW!! *cries* I really never thought I'd get this far!!
Also, congrats to my wittle glaceon Jenny for reaching 100 reads!!! *cries harder* I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!
So baii and stay tuned for part II!! \(QWQ)/
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Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
