One dare only? Oh well! I'm in a super happy mood, for some reason... >w<
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Philippines: ok. Miyu! If Cracker's up to it, I dare him to eat one of kuya England's scones!
Cracker: no way!! I- I'LL DIE OR SOMETHING!!!
Philippines: haha. Weaaaakkkkkk!
Cracker: (/.-) I'll do it if you CHANGE MY NAME BACK
Miyu: yeah, yeah, whatever... *mumbles* author powerz, bla bla bla. NOW DO IT!!
Philippines: *summons Iggy* KUYA ENGLAND GIMMEH A SCONE!!
Miyu: hold on, waaaaitttt... *summons Philippines' brothers*
China: PHILIPPINES, ARU! ARE YOU OKAY?! *points to Miyu and Caesar* DID THEY KIDNAP YOU, ARU?!
Philippines: what?! Of course not! 030
Japan: PHIRIPPINES-!!
Philippines: I'M OKAY, OKAY?!
China and Japan: (;;0_0)
Caesar: *takes scone* okay, it's a matter between gay or death-- wait, what?!
Miyu: Caesar, have you been looking through my funny hetalia pictures again?! <(-0-)>
Caesar: well, yesh... but I was only looking for the FrUk-- I MEAN-- *shoves scone in mouth* (O-o)
Philippines: *gets a bucket* RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND USE THIS IF YOU NEED IT TO THROW UP ON THE WAY!!
Miyu: GO, CRACKER, GO!! *pushes him towards bathroom*
Cracker-- I mean-- Caesar: *sprints to le bathroom*
*Caesar in the background* BLLLAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!
England: my scones aren't that bad, are they? -3-
Miyu: YES THEY ARE, IGGYBROWS. YES THEY ARE. ...now go make some UsUk. *summons him back*
England: wait, WHA-- *disappears*
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Okaaaayyyyyyy DONE!! >w< I AM SORRY, I AM CURRENTLY FEELING SUPER HYPERRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, and the drawing above is Caesar sick from Iggy's scones. Yesh, that's how Cracker looks like ^w^
Caesar: yeah, that's right. I got fabulous blue hair~ -3- *does a cute kitten sneeze*
Miyu: aww~! You sneeze like a kitten!
Caesar: SHUT UP
BLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~!!!!!
BAII PEEPS!!! *runs around, needlessly flailing arms and legs around while chucking bananas at random people*
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Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
