Wrong Number (Hailee Steinfeld fanfiction)

Can't wait

Maia got out of her love induced daze and opened her texting convo with Jane.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
JANE.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
JANE.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
JANE.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
JANE.

Pain in my ass:
What the FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Pain in my ass:
IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

Pain in my ass:
FUCK.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
Oh I'm glad you're awake.

Pain in my ass:
Yeah, because some ass woke
me up.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
Oh no. Who was it?

Pain in my ass:
Maia, I swear to god...

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
Fine, sorry for waking you up.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
I need to tell you something.

Pain in my ass:
And it couldn't wait until
TOMORROW MORNING?

Pain in my ass:
I need my beauty sleep.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
It's useless with you.

Pain in my ass:
Maia, I stg...

Pain in my ass:
If you say "because
you're already ugly."

Pain in my ass:
I'm gonna come to your house and
I'll shove your head in the toilet.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
Kinky.

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
But I was going to say that it's
useless with you because you
can't improve on perfection.

Pain in my ass:
That's... not what I expected.

Pain in my ass:
Oh no. How bad is it?

Pain in my ass:
Are you hurt?

Pain in my ass:
Did aliens kidnap you?

(S)ho(r)t stuff:
Fuck you jerk.

Pain in my ass:
There she is!

Pain in my ass:
Phew, you had me worried.

Pain in my ass:
Now, what the fuck do you want?

Pain in my ass:
Why are you so sweet with me?

Pain in my ass:
It feels strange...
and suspicious...