Creepy old man

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375-488-5671:
Hello.

389-254-6510:
Hi.

375-488-5671:
How are you?

389-254-6510:
Tired, sleepy and in need
of coffee.

375-488-5671:
Organic Chemistry?

389-254-6510:
A pain in my ass.

375-488-5671:
It's 1 in the morning...

389-254-6510:
Your point is?

375-488-5671:
Smh.

375-488-5671:
You're lucky I'm here then.

389-254-6510:
Am I?

375-488-5671:
Very funny.

375-488-5671:
You need to rest.

389-254-6510:
I'm fine, mom.

375-488-5671:
Don't call me that.

375-488-5671:
Cmon. Close that book
and talk to me.

389-254-6510:
Bossy.

375-488-5671:
.

389-254-6510:
Fine. Jeez.

389-254-6510:
Done.

375-488-5671:
Perfect! Now, tell me something
about yourself.

389-254-6510:
Creepy.

389-254-6510:
How do I know that you're
not some creepy old man?

375-488-5671:
I'm not a creepy old man.

375-488-5671:
I'm a 23 years old girl.

389-254-6510:
Should I believe you?

375-488-5671:
Of course!

375-488-5671:
Now I'm starting to wonder if
you are a creepy old man.

389-254-6510:
Ok, that backfired.

389-254-6510:
Let's just say we're not creepy
old men.

389-254-6510:
I'm a 22 years old girl.

375-488-5671:
Agreed.

375-488-5671:
Great. Cmon, tell me something
about yourself.

389-254-6510:
I'll tell you something about
myself if you do too.

375-488-5671:
That's fair.

375-488-5671:
Wanna play 20 questions?

389-254-6510:
Are you aware that it's 1:32
in the morning right?

375-488-5671:
Oh shoot! Times fly when
you're having fun.

389-254-6510:
Yup. This is so much better than
organic chemistry.

375-488-5671:
Why thank you.

375-488-5671:
I like talking to you.

389-254-6510:
I like talking to me too.
I'm awesome.

375-488-5671:
And humble.

389-254-6510:
Always.

389-254-6510:
But, I like talking to you too.

389-254-6510:
But I'm falling asleep and
I don't want my phone to
smash in my face again.

375-488-5671:
Again?

389-254-6510:
Shut up.

375-488-5671:
Always so kind.

389-254-6510:
That's one of my many virtues.

375-488-5671:
Smh.

375-488-5671:
Btw. I'm getting sleepy too.

375-488-5671:
Talk to you tomorrow?

389-254-6510:
Yup.

389-254-6510:
We have 20 questions to answer.

375-488-5671:
Right.

375-488-5671:
Goodnight Maia.

389-254-6510:
Goodnight Hailee.
Sweet dreams.

375-488-5671:
Sweet dreams to you too.
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