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(A/N: My lazy deadbeat ass can't function without making one grammatical mistake, so uh I guess that crack ship book isn't going to be a thing after all.)

Sarah, groaning: OH COME THE FUCK ON!

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Sarah, groaning: OH COME THE FUCK ON!

Eda, handing Sarah the cleaning supplies: Here you go, kid. It's been quite a while since Hooty has gotten a proper bath.

Hooty: Yeah, and I smell really bad, hoot hoot!

Sarah, walking over to Hooty, closing the door behind her: FUCCCKKKK!

Luz, walking into the room, holding a book in her arms: Are you sure Sarah will be fine? You know how Hooty is when one of us tries to give him a bath.

Eda, shrugging: I'm sure she'll be fine.
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Sarah, all covered in grime and blood, walking inside the house: Your fucking door is clean.

Hooty: And she did a really great job! Hoot hoot!

Luz, horrified:

Eda, smirking: Why thank you, Sarah.

Sarah, disturbed: Never again.

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