The Owl House Ask/Dare

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Everyone, hugging Sarah:

Sarah, confused: Should I be offended or grateful?

Lilith: Just shut up and accept our undying love for you.

Sarah, chucking Lilith out the window before slapping Eda across the face: I hate your sister.

Eda, slapping Sarah, Luz, and King across their faces: Somedays I hate her too.

Luz, slapping Amity: Can't say I'd blame you.

Amity, slapping Luz across the face: She did curse you after all.

Eda, hugging the readers: Are we done yet?

King, looking down at Luz's phone: Nope..we got a long way to go before we're even considered to be 'done.'

Eda, sighing: Lets just get this over with already!
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Emperor Belos, sitting on his throne like an immature brat:

Sarah, teleporting in: Why hello there, Emperor Belos.

Emperor Belos: Should I-

Sarah: Yes, you should be afraid, for I am about to dig your grave.

Emperor Belos, confused: What in the Ti-

Sarah, beating the ever loving shit out of Belos (man, this has been a long time coming): This is what you get for being a fucking douchebag! Get dunked on, dawg!

Emperor Belos, trying to fight her off: GET OFF ME YOU BRAT!

Amity, summoning an abomination to hold Belos into place: Let the girl finish, you wannabe Emperor.

Sarah, throwing raw chicken at him:

Luz, confused: Why raw chicken?

Amity, shrugging: Let her have her moment.

-A few hours later-

Sarah, twerking on a now crying Belos:

Luz, kicking Kikimora across the room like a soccer ball: Come on now, Sarah, we should get back home now.

Sarah: Wait a second!

Amity and Luz: Qué?!?

Sarah, drawing a penis on his mask with a sharpie: And this dare is now officially over!

Emperor Belos, dying inside:
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King, walking around in a honey bee outfit: God I hate you viewers with a passion.

Luz: Awe, but you-

King: Don't you say it!

Luz: CUUTE!

King, chasing Luz around with a stinger:
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Eda: So...you're that one harp from the Ducktales universe?

Mervanna: That's correct.

Eda: So uh...what should we talk about.

Mervanna, turning off the camera:
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-cue all sorts of chaos and destruction all over the Boiling Isles here-

Emira: I think we did a fantastic job, Edric.

Edric: Agreed, Emira.
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Gus, attempting to ballroom dance:
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Willow, getting eaten up by a huge venus flytrap:

Boscha, coming to her rescue: I'M COMING, WILLOW!

Willow, making confused and angry noises:

Sarah, pausing the camera: And now here comes our daily sponsor...

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Lilith: So....what are you interested in.

Camilla the llama, chewing the tablecloth:

Lilith, sighing: I knew I should've asked Sarah's mom out.

Sarah, appearing beside her: Uh...NAAAH, I suggest you don't if you like being a virgin.

Lilith: Eh?

Sarah: Just giving you a heads up, peace!

Lilith, watching the demon child vanish: What the fuck?!?