Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Sarah: Wow, it's a damn shame I couldn't celebrate Christmas this year.
Eda, confused:
Luz: How come?
Sarah: Well, let's just say a bunch of demons in my realm, including my sperm donor (mom), broke out of Tartarus and me and good old Point Dexter had to go and stop them. Ended up in the hospital hooked up to fucking pain meds that I specifically told the doctors NOT to give me, and I ended up spending New Years high.
Amity: Who's Point Dexter?
Sarah, pulling up a picture on her phone: My adopted dad. Yes, I have two dads, Misty and Point Dexter, though he calls himself 'Ben.'
Willow: I also have two dads.
Sarah: Nobody else here asides from you can relate to the pain of having two dads.
Luz: My mom is bisexual?
Eda: So am I! How perfect is that?
Luz, deadpan: I didn't mean that when I said I saw you as a second mom.
Eda, chuckling: I'm joking, kid.
Luz: You better be.
Amity: Me, Edric, and Emira's parents are dead.
King: Mine are also most likely dead.
Eda, shrugging: I don't talk to ours.
Lilith: That's pretty reasonable why.
Gus, opening up his gift: Oh wow, a scooter
Everyone, looking over at Gus:
Gus: What? A guy can dream.
Everyone, opening their presents: -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Everyone, hugging Eda:
Eda, hissing: -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Lilith, deadpan: No. -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Amity, smirking: Thing 1 (Edric) and Thing 2 (Emira) -
Eda, horrified:
Luz, snickering: Grandowl
Amity, questioning her sanity: -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Luz, setting fire to Boscha's house: Clown down. -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Luz and Amity, kissing each other on the lips:
Sarah: Well there goes my chance with the mistletoe.
Gus, pouting in single:
The horny viewers that keep commenting on this book: That's hot. -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Edric and Emira, washing Hooty:
Hooty, causing them trouble:
Eda, sighing: Ah, looks like today is your day off, Lily.
Lilith, shuttering in horror: - Luz, drinking a hair growth spell, watching her hair grow to her shoulders: Perfect!
-a few hours later-
Amity, walking in through the door to see a rainbow hair Luz:
Luz: How do I look?
Amity, gay panicking: Y-You look AMAZINGLY ADORABLE AND HO-
Luz, patting her on the head:
Amity, purring: - King: Welp, time to spend several chapters working towards a medical degree so that I can properly torture my victims like a true King of Demons. - Willow, horrified:
