The Owl House Ask/Dare

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Sarah: Normally I would, but my powers were temporarily taken away thanks to Point Dexter and Kurogiri. Seriously, you teleport a bunch of hookers into the lair and now apparently I'm grounded for a week? Well fuck them!

Amity: Then how did you teleport here?

Sarah: Plot armor.

Amity, shrugging: Makes sense.

Luz: Hm...maybe there's some sort of glyph we can use?

Sarah, throwing a bunch of books at her: Look it up yourself, I'm going to go make myself a spicy burrito.

Luz, trying to dig herself out of the pile: OW! PAPERCUT!

-A few hours later-

Luz: I FOUND ONE!

Amity: Well, try it out!

Luz, attempting to try it out: Wha-

-Cue one huge blast later-

Luz, holding some sort of device in her hands: W-Wha-

Amity: Huh, what is that?

Luz, pressing a button: I wish I-

Both of them, getting teleported to the Ducktales universe:

Luz: What

Amity: The

Louie: FUCK?!?

Luz and Amity, panicking:

Louie, yelling: UNCLE SCROOGE!
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King, giving everyone but Sarah their Covid shots:

Eda: Hey kid, why aren't you getting your Covid shot?

Sarah: Oh, Ben made me get mine at the beginning of January when I was hospitalized after the Wicked Bitch of the Northwest broke out of prison and attempted to murder me. It's not really that painful, plus—

King, handing out lolipops:

Sarah: Lolipops for everyone!

Eda, shrugging: Not complaining.

Lilith, disgusted:

Sarah, shoving it down her throat: Eat it, now.

Lilith, fighting back:

-Cue one giant fight later-

Hooty, walking in after a long day of terrorizing the twins: HOW-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!? HOOT HOOT!

Sarah, beating the shit out of Lilith: Howdy!

Amity, deadpan: No wonder Ben and Kurogiri grounded her ass.

Luz: Agreed, she sure is one hell of a beast.

Amity: Will she ever be tamed?

Luz, shrugging: I guess the viewers will have to tune in for the next chapter....whenever the author updates the book.
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Sarah: Finally, this fake coin bag will come into some use.

Amity, not hesitating to beat the shit out of her parents with it:

Edric and Emira, joining in:

Sarah, taking a picture: Perfect!
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Eda, throwing Odalia out the window:

Lilith: What the actual-

Eda: Sorry Lily, but I'm not about to let you be some crack whores' sloppy second.

Lilith, confused:

Eda, walking out of the restaurant: Good luck on your 'date', Lily!

Lilith, enraged: EDALYN!
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Sarah, easily eating an entire bag of ghost peppers with ease:

Luz and Amity, crying in pain:

King, shitting on his:

Edric: We're totally putting this in Lilith's tea.

Emira: Agreed.

Gus, eating his before vomiting due to the pain:

Willow, throwing hers out the window: NOPE!

Lilith, sobbing:
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Hooty, terrorizing everyone as a human:

Everyone, crying in pain: