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Sarah, sobbing while watching a rom-com off her phone:

Luz, walking in: Hey Sarah, I heard what happened between you and your girlfriends.

Sarah: Oh, about our breakup?

Luz, nodding: I know you're upset about it-

Sarah, sneezing into a nearby tissue: Oh, that's not what I was upset about. Quite frankly our breakup was mutually agreed on, considering we had quite a significant age gap. They wanted to do better things and meet new people and I personally wanted a break from romance for a bit.

Luz: Then why are you crying?

Sarah: Damn rom-coms hitting me in the feels. This is why I don't like watching romance genre-related movies! I always end up either vomiting or crying.

Luz: So I shouldn't be concerned or worried for your mental health?

Sarah: That's exactly why I have a therapist, Luz.

Luz: Okay, just making sure you're alright.

Sarah: I am, but you guys won't after this all exclusive round of commenting.

Luz, deadpan: Kurogiri/Ashlee-Lynn should've ended the book two months ago instead of continuing with this torture.

Sarah: Exactly my point, but then again the readers love me, so who am I to judge.

(News flash, they don't)

Luz: You've got to be kidding me.

Sarah: Oh I'm not, anyways....

Sarah: Oh I'm not, anyways

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Lilith: No.

Sarah: Machine guns aren't intimidating, but flame throwers are

Lilith, confused:

Sarah: You'll see what I mean soon..

Sarah: God hasn't the poor kid been through enough! Well, time to go break Kings heart

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Sarah: God hasn't the poor kid been through enough! Well, time to go break Kings heart... again.

King, playing with his stuffed animals:

Sarah: King, I have something important to tell you.

King: What is it, Sarah?

Sarah: I'm a lesbian.

King: That does actually explain a lot.

Sarah: I'm also asexual.

King: Still care for you though.

Sarah: Also I watched all the latest seasons of My Little Pony, and let me just tell you-

King, running off before she spoils the show:

Sarah, shrugging: Worth a shot.

Amity: That was quite a fine piece of literature

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Amity: That was quite a fine piece of literature

Luz: A 10/10 recommendation in my book!

Amity: Keep on writing, Avthen!

Amity: Believe it or not, it was actually my dream to be in the Emperors Coven

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Amity: Believe it or not, it was actually my dream to be in the Emperors Coven. After all, it really was the only place I could think of at the time to go to in order to escape my parents influence (arranged marriages suck ass). Of course plans changed when I met Luz and the others, but hopefully once Belos gets defeated I'll be able to join and help reform the Coven for good.

Luz: That's the spirit!

Amity, briefly kissing Luz on the lips before running off with a red face:

Luz, blushing: Quiero a esa chica.
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Luz: Oh I've had plenty of crushes back in the human realm, though none of them worked out in the end. But I really don't tend to live in the pass..

Luz, cruising down the hall in her rollerblades: After all, I do have an..

Luz, quickly kissing Amity on the lips before rolling past her: An awesome girlfriend.

Amity, blushing: I'm that awesome girlfriend.

Willow: You really are.

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