Sarah, sobbing while watching a rom-com off her phone:
Luz, walking in: Hey Sarah, I heard what happened between you and your girlfriends.
Sarah: Oh, about our breakup?
Luz, nodding: I know you're upset about it-
Sarah, sneezing into a nearby tissue: Oh, that's not what I was upset about. Quite frankly our breakup was mutually agreed on, considering we had quite a significant age gap. They wanted to do better things and meet new people and I personally wanted a break from romance for a bit.
Luz: Then why are you crying?
Sarah: Damn rom-coms hitting me in the feels. This is why I don't like watching romance genre-related movies! I always end up either vomiting or crying.
Luz: So I shouldn't be concerned or worried for your mental health?
Sarah: That's exactly why I have a therapist, Luz.
Luz: Okay, just making sure you're alright.
Sarah: I am, but you guys won't after this all exclusive round of commenting.
Luz, deadpan: Kurogiri/Ashlee-Lynn should've ended the book two months ago instead of continuing with this torture.
Sarah: Exactly my point, but then again the readers love me, so who am I to judge.
(News flash, they don't)
Luz: You've got to be kidding me.
Sarah: Oh I'm not, anyways....
Lilith: No.
Sarah: Machine guns aren't intimidating, but flame throwers are
Lilith, confused:
Sarah: You'll see what I mean soon..
Sarah: God hasn't the poor kid been through enough! Well, time to go break Kings heart... again.
King, playing with his stuffed animals:
Sarah: King, I have something important to tell you.
King: What is it, Sarah?
Sarah: I'm a lesbian.
King: That does actually explain a lot.
Sarah: I'm also asexual.
King: Still care for you though.
Sarah: Also I watched all the latest seasons of My Little Pony, and let me just tell you-
King, running off before she spoils the show:
Sarah, shrugging: Worth a shot.
Amity: That was quite a fine piece of literature
Luz: A 10/10 recommendation in my book!
Amity: Keep on writing, Avthen!
Amity: Believe it or not, it was actually my dream to be in the Emperors Coven. After all, it really was the only place I could think of at the time to go to in order to escape my parents influence (arranged marriages suck ass). Of course plans changed when I met Luz and the others, but hopefully once Belos gets defeated I'll be able to join and help reform the Coven for good.
Luz: That's the spirit!
Amity, briefly kissing Luz on the lips before running off with a red face:
Luz, blushing: Quiero a esa chica.
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Luz: Oh I've had plenty of crushes back in the human realm, though none of them worked out in the end. But I really don't tend to live in the pass..Luz, cruising down the hall in her rollerblades: After all, I do have an..
Luz, quickly kissing Amity on the lips before rolling past her: An awesome girlfriend.
Amity, blushing: I'm that awesome girlfriend.
Willow: You really are.
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The Owl House Ask/Dare
RandomAh yes, Sarah Bellums discovering more universes to mess around in, more specifically one where a certain human is training to become a witch.