Jerry: *watching Felix draw*
Felix: *hums and shows him the drawing* You like it?
Jerry: Wow! It really does look like me!
Felix: I know~
Jerry: I need a hobby.
Felix: There are multiple.
Jerry: Maybe I could draw like you! But I'm not that good.
Felix: wait- actually, I thought you played drums?
Jerry: Eh. It got boring after I played like everything on it.
Felix: What about police officer?
Jerry: Maxi won't let me work there remember? I loved the thrill of it, but I can't anymore because I'm too important to him. *crosses arms*
Felix: uh... cooking?
Jerry: don't you dare! I cook everyday and I'm not making that into a hobby!!
Felix: ....Modeling?
Jerry: *thinks about it* ... No. maxi and Coal might get jealous.
Felix: Designer?
Jerry: *deadpans* I made a sweater once. *points to the garbage* It ended up in there.
Felix: yikes. Well uh... constructor?
Jerry: I'll hurt myself.
Felix: singer?
Jerry: There's a reason why I chose drums.
Felix: Foodie?
Jerry: Are you trying to make me fat?!
Felix: sales person?
Jerry: That's a job!
Felix: Uh um.. Gardener?
Jerry: John already does that!!
Felix: Well Fuck Jerry!! What do you want from me?!
Jerry: *whines* I just want a hobby!!
Felix: Basketball player?!
Jerry: I'm short!!
Felix: Fuck it then!!
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
